He should have read this message board before embarking on this adventure
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Joe admits the cruise has been a disaster! SOS CAROL, FINANCES IN DISTRESS!
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He really does try so hard to tell his stories in such a way that everyone will be jealous of him. He must really be fucked if he’s losing the facade.
I would pay so much money for that poster.Another successful Cumia business endeavourLooks like Layla isn't going to college.
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It’s a screen, have you seen how expensive printing costs are now? They aren’t wasting €10 EUR on the acoustic Joe gig.
You guys think how weird it is slow Joe is playing this budget cruise ship and he’ll be dead in a few years from old age?
People will say he seemed so healthy this time last year when he was playing the music of Johnny Cash on that cruise gig. Although, maybe not, since his teeth have fell out and he looks morbidly obese now.
People will say he seemed so healthy this time last year when he was playing the music of Johnny Cash on that cruise gig. Although, maybe not, since his teeth have fell out and he looks morbidly obese now.
I think the linchpin for it to make sense is you can't have a lease or mortgage.
Some basic math and knowing what the job entailed would have told him he was going to work harder for the same amount. He thought he would be on a paid vacation and treated like Wayne Newton. That was all ego and his fault for being an idiot.
What an embarrassing thing to put on your résuméAnother successful Cumia business endeavour
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Even if I'd been a musician with creative aspirations in my early 20s, instead of a money-hungry little shit, I'd still have drawn up the ol' pros and cons columns.
Pretty high up in the cons would've been the fact that I'm stuck on a fucking boat all day, and am treated as an employee for every hour of every day. This basically means that I'm at work all day every day. Am I being paid enough hourly to make that worth it?
No? OK. Well I'm 21 and have no real responsibilities. It could be fun. I'll probably bang some of the girls doing musical theatre shows. Maybe score a teenage passenger daughter or two. Maybe a divorcée. Could be some good stories and experiences.
But actually I'm 65 years old and have a mortgage (lol) and mouths to feed waiting for me? Lol. What the fuck was he thinking. Tack on the thousands he's going to have to pay for his teeth fleeing his mouth due to the stress of having to work for the first time since Clinton was in office and this might be the lowest point in Joe's life ever. I love it
LOL yeah, Joe thinks three or four hours is a massive work load.
The chinese made american hat will alwyays be hilarious.Another successful Cumia business endeavour
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Im glad they are running him hard. This will be the last time he is working for anyone else. Its fruit stands and moose lodges from here on out.
I remember back on reddit Joe used to always say karma was gonna get us all before him, but he's just been getting ass fucked all summer long on this cruise. I hope it's taken away some of his passion for playing shitty tribute songs and pretending he has any talent.
Looks like Joe's calculations didn't quite pan out and he lost money on his high seas excursion. Like Anthony however he'll RISE AGAIN and get back to what he's good at - busking at fruit stands, the moose Lodge and TGI Friday's, where he'll be able to enjoy (weak) Irish coffees and be put up with by twenty-something wait staff. I can't imagine this is where Bro Joe envisioned as a younger man (while freebasing cocaine with his family) he would be spending his golden years. Sad, really.
There’s gotta be a way to find some of his cruise ship colleagues and get their take on Joe…
That's if he's fucking lucky
It's crazy he can't get his stupid tribute band shit right. There's tons of them for every classic rock band that tour around and do fine.