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There are people like this out there, but the thing is if you normalize and celebrate it it only encourages more of it.
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Why the fuck does that bother you?There are people like this out there, but the thing is if you normalize and celebrate it it only encourages more of it.
They didn't meet in person until around 2018 it seems. They were "face timing every day" from 2016 till then. They tried to make it sound romantic, like a couple of teenagers separated by an ocean, instead of what it was - a 50 year old creep paying a confused 19 year old gay boy to jerk off on webcamIt surely can't go that far back. The early days of the Morning Jam - Jim was in love with a girl working in a diner.
It’s going to be mad once he hits his 30’s and that male pattern baldness and gut start kicking in. Them fucking will resemble Vince Neil pounding a dried sultana.Fuck me Thor is only 26?? I thought he was early to mid 30s
He's been practicing since kindergarten though.I bet Jim gives awful head.
He's been practicing since kindergarten though.
There are people like this out there, but the thing is if you normalize and celebrate it it only encourages more of it.
"Relationship" Alena was a tranny hooker7 fucking years? That would put Jimmy and Alenas relationship start at 2016. Did the photo evidence of them go back that far? From what I remember the restaurant picture was taken in 2018.
I’m sure these comedians love when Jim brings his “hilarious” shim bride around to talk over everyone and roast their friend like only a civilian freak of nature could.I hope Colin is watching all this unfold. He's too classy to comment while they're both still alive, so maybe next year.
I don't know if you heard it but they talked about Jim texting them both on The Bonfire. He just said "I really appreciate you guys talking about us." They don't know if it was sarcasm or not. Then they both responded with something referring to Jim and Alan as "you guys" lol. I think Bobby and Jay are on the sssssssccccumbag list.Shouldn't the more deserving question be how can Viqueen endure Fim 24/7?!
My guess is he/she/it is essentially sexless in regards to Fim Horton. 50+ gay man burnt out on lifelong degeneracy's, needs more and more sodomite profanities to even get a half hard-on let alone maintain it. Imagine having to hear those echoing snot inhalations every five minutes and then looking over and it's Fim brooding, sulking and yelling about Big Gay Oinkerson and Bob Kelly poking fun at his sham marriage and pathetically awkward, ill natured displays in front of a camera while spitting fire and Nordic cum unfollowing and deleting their numbers and writing them off mentally as if they never existed.
To Viqueen, Fim is merely an alien headed stepping stone. It takes a handful of ecstacy and bottles of booze to actually penetrate Fim's asshole on a rare occasion at "her" own behest. And that's probably only out of sheer rage that she has to endure Fim at all.
Imagine "her" stubbing "her" toe on the way to drain "her" cock in the middle of the night and suddenly there's a 6'3" Norwegian man screaming in the darkness of your bedroom.Jesus that voice his "wife" puts on is the fucking worst. So goddamn grating.
Col did it the right way... Get blown by trannies in the meat packing district in the wee small hours.... You don't MARRY them Jim.I hope Colin is watching all this unfold. He's too classy to comment while they're both still alive, so maybe next year.
Hrrmph hrrmphCol did it the right way... Get blown by trannies in the meat packing district in the wee small hours.... You don't MARRY them Jim.
Cocaine is a great dietary supplementA 6'3" viking probably would need 200 calories a day to be that thin. Prince Alan has to be miserable.
Nortons security camera footage has leaked!Imagine "her" stubbing "her" toe on the way to drain "her" cock in the middle of the night and suddenly there's a 6'3" Norwegian man screaming in the darkness of your bedroom.
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