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Jim Norton Married a Tranny!

Sue Lightning

<-- Never heard of Spankbang
The only thing that surprises me about this scandi-homo bumfucking scenario is how utterly fucking quiet the comedic fraternity is over this. Is Norton that well-respected he is off limits for a proper roasting? Or is it just a modern day fear of mocking the trannies that’s protecting him?
Understand the time we live in. Making fun of Jims wife being a man doesn’t just mean ending your relationship with Jim but ending your career. You’re a transphobe now.
 
The tranny is the one who should be embarrassed. Imagine traipsing around the city with a pathetic, shriveled, puny, saggy, impotent worm of a man, with a much tinier dick than you, who resembles your grandfather. Imagine Prince Aryan Alan having to ram her mjolnir into his blown out, gaping crevice for money. Yuck.
A chilling, but apt, description. I don't see how this ends without Jimmy coming home to a cleaned-out place, with a "Dear Yimmy" note scribbled on the back of an envelope. He/she is a sex worker, and you can't trust a whore, they're always working a hustle. That fucking thing has to be costing Norton a fortune, too, with the cosmetics and clothes and etc. One day, after he "puts his foot down with his wife regarding money", she'll grab everything that isn't nailed down and bail.
 
A chilling, but apt, description. I don't see how this ends without Jimmy coming home to a cleaned-out place, with a "Dear Yimmy" note scribbled on the back of an envelope. He/she is a sex worker, and you can't trust a whore, they're always working a hustle. That fucking thing has to be costing Norton a fortune, too, with the cosmetics and clothes and etc. One day, after he "puts his foot down with his wife regarding money", she'll grab everything that isn't nailed down and bail.
The note had me fawkin' howlin', bruthabrah. Though I think it would read more like, "Dear Timmy". She wouldn't even remember his name probably.

Real talk nigger, what the hell is wrong with him? He's such a neurotic little piece of shit. Dude made millions for literally ripping off Colin Quinn's tough guy joke persona, coming up with rapid-fire insults back at callers, and hanging with his buddies telling jokes all day. He even had De Niro, one of his antiquated heroes, spank his ass as a joke for one of his specials. He dated that Jenn Carmoody or Carmody (whatever the fuck her name was) girl, an actual in-shape female who liked him, but fucked that up. He was friends with porn star bitches, knew a billion single women between the ages of 22-45 throughout one of the most densely populated metroplexes on earth, and was STILL SUICIDAL!??

He's written books, been on Rogan (playing with his phone like the autistic man baby he is), and never had to work one real job in his life that was demeaning or physically intense. Now he's with someone twice his height, half his waist size, half his age, who pounds his saggy AARP cheeks homo nigger prison style every night and he's still every bit the miserable, wretched, ungrateful, identity-free little ass worm he always was. If he ever does go through with the George Floyd closet door knob rope trick, then honestly.. good. Fuck him. I hope Nordic Nikki takes it all in the will, hires a kike lawyer to fight the contesting of the probate/estate by his family, and literally fucks half of NYC in that apartment, whilst she ashes his/her/xim/xer cigarettes into his urn and lets the dog piss in it.

Seriously. Jim is an ungrateful little piece of shit who has to be neurotic just for a semblance of identity. It's just like that fat, obese, saggy piece of shit Boogie2988 AKA Steven Williams, except he's losing his house and paid for an ugly, assless female gf instead of a sandnigger-slaying, viking thunder god/goddess of Scandinavian sodomy.
 
The note had me fawkin' howlin', bruthabrah. Though I think it would read more like, "Dear Timmy". She wouldn't even remember his name probably.

Real talk nigger, what the hell is wrong with him? He's such a neurotic little piece of shit. Dude made millions for literally ripping off Colin Quinn's tough guy joke persona, coming up with rapid-fire insults back at callers, and hanging with his buddies telling jokes all day. He even had De Niro, one of his antiquated heroes, spank his ass as a joke for one of his specials. He dated that Jenn Carmoody or Carmody (whatever the fuck her name was) girl, an actual in-shape female who liked him, but fucked that up. He was friends with porn star bitches, knew a billion single women between the ages of 22-45 throughout one of the most densely populated metroplexes on earth, and was STILL SUICIDAL!??

He's written books, been on Rogan (playing with his phone like the autistic man baby he is), and never had to work one real job in his life that was demeaning or physically intense. Now he's with someone twice his height, half his waist size, half his age, who pounds his saggy AARP cheeks homo nigger prison style every night and he's still every bit the miserable, wretched, ungrateful, identity-free little ass worm he always was. If he ever does go through with the George Floyd closet door knob rope trick, then honestly.. good. Fuck him. I hope Nordic Nikki takes it all in the will, hires a kike lawyer to fight the contesting of the probate/estate by his family, and literally fucks half of NYC in that apartment, whilst she ashes his/her/xim/xer cigarettes into his urn and lets the dog piss in it.

Seriously. Jim is an ungrateful little piece of shit who has to be neurotic just for a semblance of identity. It's just like that fat, obese, saggy piece of shit Boogie2988 AKA Steven Williams, except he's losing his house and paid for an ugly, assless female gf instead of a sandnigger-slaying, viking thunder god/goddess of Scandinavian sodomy.
Jimmy is currently totally enthralled by a shemale prostitute role-playing as his "wife", and for the first time in his life, his depraved, molestation-based sex fetishes are being adequately satiated. But she's a prostitute, and a guy, and it'll never last. She spends all his money, she loathes everything he likes, and she has a huge penis. As soon as a better hustle comes along, he/she will bail, without a moment of hesitation or remorse.
 

MonsterSteve

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Someone in the TACS subreddit said that Jim’s husband looks like the model photo in napoleon dynamite so I had to look it up and fawkkk it does!

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