Jim Norton being insufferable

[Mick_Mickerson]

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Jim Nor-tone is ENRAGING.

ENRAGING? Do you always mimic lil Jimmy's phrases or.... ehhh, fuck it.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

He is fucking completely inconsistent. He will trash Conan during the Jay vs Conan “feud” (which, reminder for everyone. Neither of them did anything wrong. It was literally just NBC being assholes.) because he has to defend “his guy.” He’ll avoid shitting on other people for fear of being reprimanded Steve Martin Pink Panther style…but he will also rip you to shreds foaming at the mouth if you refuse a picture with him, no matter how much he loves your work. He fucking trashed Deniro for not taking a picture with him which feuled 5 to 10 years of shitting on Deniro personally and career wise…until Deniro agrees to be in Jims shitty comedy special! Then all is forgiven, “I always loved you Bob!” He praised Paris Hiltons shitty show to her face and got a picture with her then proceeded to trash her and her show for the next hour and say he never even saw it.

I like when Jesse Ventura was declared "problematic" by our (((Rulers))) Jim became Alpha-Chad

Wish Jesse crushed the Worm like this
FYI turns out Jessie was right the whole time where's the Worm now? Is he spewing Fox news talking points about the War On Terror in 2023?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Fucking insert any clip of Jim. I’ve been relistening to them doing the Mel Gibson tapes and Jim singlehandedly ruins it.

Opie: “I don’t know…I don’t know if i’ve ever gotten this angry with a girl before.”
Jim: “I HAVE. I HAVE. DUDE, I YELL AT A CHICK LIKE THIS BEFORE I FUCK HER!”

And some disconnected no context quotes:

“I used to just FUCKING BROOOOD…If she DIDNT DO WHAT I WANTED SEXUALLY and she made me wrong the sandwich i would go THIS ISNT WHAT I FUCKING ASKED FOR! I would fucking brood dude.”

“Let me tell you…me and my girlfriend were riding home the other day and had an argument like this. Just screaaaming at each other. I’ve gotten this angry before.”

“I’ve legitimately had to tell women before, stop talking. Like stop talking. And they shut down and know…and i’ve never hit a woman before but they know, oh this is going to a really bad place.”

“Dude can I tell you, i’ve gotten in arguments before with women where i’ve pictured what their teeth looked like all over the floor.”

FAKE DARK EDGY FAGGOT.

Pretty sure he said that he had to break up with a girl because he was seriously considering grabbing a knife. He’s the worst. I hope he gets AIDS.

 

[FamilyDollar]

ENRAGING? Do you always mimic lil Jimmy's phrases or.... ehhh, fuck it.

What’s wrong babyboy?

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Pardon my language, gang, but I think Mister Norton is a bit of a goober!

If youre even bolder, you might even call him a rabid cocksucker

 

[Meownaw]

Pretty sure he said that he had to break up with a girl because he was seriously considering grabbing a knife. He’s the worst. I hope he gets AIDS.

Dude he walked into the kitchen and knew it was a fawkin problem. He then told her to leave because he was in a dark place. FAGGOT

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Dude he walked into the kitchen and knew it was a fawkin problem. He then told her to leave because he was in a dark place. FAGGOT

 

[Zeroman]

The fake alcoholism is cringe as well.

The George Wendt interview was the cringiest example of that to me. Comes in to promote a book about beer, and Norden can’t fucking let go of how he thinks George has a problem and needs to be talked into AA. ENRAGING.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

The George Wendt interview was the cringiest example of that to me. Comes in to promote a book about beer, and Norden can’t fucking let go of how he thinks George has a problem and needs to be talked into AA. ENRAGING.

Lol Dysfunctional mother fucker how many addict comedians have been on the show and Jim said nothing

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The George Wendt interview was the cringiest example of that to me. Comes in to promote a book about beer, and Norden can’t fucking let go of how he thinks George has a problem and needs to be talked into AA. ENRAGING.

The book did sound pretty gay.

 

[CruisinColin]

I was listening to a Ron & Fez clip recently. A caller started their call with "Follow @JimNorton on Twitter." How the fuck can a person do that and not want to slam their own head in a door.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Off the top of my head Nortons worst traits:

Shitty interviewing: Ass sucking question about show he didn’t even watch. Comparison to his own career. Self deprecating joke. Repeat.

Worminess: Walking out of the studio and refusing to go back in because Derosa was on the phone, and Norton was angry he didn’t put him in his shitty movie. This also applies to Norton unfollowing everyone on Twitter.

Fake edgy faggotness: Referenced above

Fake degenerate faggotness: DUDE I WOULD PAY GIRLS TO SHIT ON MY CHEST I WOULD JUST FUCKING BROOOD UNTIL I GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS

FIERCELY LOYAL FUCKING DUDE!: Ass sucking people like Jay Leno and Steve Sweeney who never gave him shit, especially loyalty back, but throws Louis CK under the bus. Also to be grouped in is his association with Ant despite being far worse a person than Louis.

Characters: Don’t need to explain

Jokes: Andrea Yates, Petersons, Puddle of AIDS, monster rain, shotgun toe trigger, etc.

Miscellaneous: Simping for pornstars. Having wrestlers choke him out. The fucking intoxicating smell of man asshole. Bullshitting about UFC fights he’s never seen.

And he's a cowboys fan from New Jersey

 

[Zeroman]

The book did sound pretty gay.

No argument here. While I do like the wobbly pops, I loathe anything to do with “celebrating” it or anything like that. People have gotten me beer-themed shirts for Christmas for some stupid reason and they stay in my closet.

 

[Zeroman]

And he's a cowboys fan from New Jersey

I believe that in the business, they call that a “front runner”.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

 

[bantadant]

And he's a cowboys fan from New Jersey

Probably fantasized about getting fucked by their running back or something when he was a kid

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Probably fantasized about getting fucked by their running back or something when he was a kid

Tony Dorsett pushed him down the stairs and then comforted him with sodomy.

 

[Zeroman]

Tony Dorsett pushed him down the stairs and then comforted him with sodomy.

Tony Dorset was in Black Sabbath. Makes sense.

 

[guest]

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Looking good Jimbo!

I’m sure Anthony will tell that blonde that he has a pool

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

And he's a cowboys fan from New Jersey

And a Lakers fan. Surface level knowledge of the UFC at best and only likes it because the guys are more likely to take pictures with him.