Jim Norton being insufferable

FamilyDollar

Welcome to our establishment
I liked the one where he complained about 'bankers' motherfuucking him 35 times within the span of an hour. It's from a Rich Vos show from 2008. He probably only lost like $5k during the crash but he still managed to completely shut down the show and would not let it go, repeating the same point over and FUCKING over again.

Jim Nor-tone is ENRAGING.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
He also once said that Paramount purposely made sure Ricky Gervais didn't come into the studio in an older clip and I wanted to strangle him.


He also believed Amazon PURPOSELY left out the table of contents on his shitty book on Kindle "because of the people I went after in it". I wish Colin was there to call out that faggot.
 

ChimpanZ

Fruit Loops, Cheerios, Pops, Trix, Cocoa Pebbles
Nothing was worse than the time he had a run-in with the NYPD and was deliberately vague about it yet refused to stop talking about it. Opie finally unleashed the callers on Norton to crush the bit and also just to stir up Norton into a frenzy.
“You will NOT talk over me, jerkoff”
Followed by greggg expertly boosting the callers audio and lowering Nortons. Great job making a great bit out of a pile of shit by tha skipper :brothaman_lg: :brothaman_lg:
 

Single Action Army

We ain't goon hooligans we Maloonigans
It's one thing to perceive yourself as a chronic victim
It's another to do so while predicating all your interactions and friendships on what material benefit they could bring you.

His photo shit encapsulates all his relationships.

"Ugh, this guy's a creep... but I should support my fans. Hey, Mr. Norton, how are-"
"Just take the photo and feed my addiction, stupid."
 

Sue Lightning

Balconyster
Fucking insert any clip of Jim. I’ve been relistening to them doing the Mel Gibson tapes and Jim singlehandedly ruins it.

Opie: “I don’t know…I don’t know if i’ve ever gotten this angry with a girl before.”
Jim: “I HAVE. I HAVE. DUDE, I YELL AT A CHICK LIKE THIS BEFORE I FUCK HER!”

And some disconnected no context quotes:

“I used to just FUCKING BROOOOD…If she DIDNT DO WHAT I WANTED SEXUALLY and she made me wrong the sandwich i would go THIS ISNT WHAT I FUCKING ASKED FOR! I would fucking brood dude.”

“Let me tell you…me and my girlfriend were riding home the other day and had an argument like this. Just screaaaming at each other. I’ve gotten this angry before.”

“I’ve legitimately had to tell women before, stop talking. Like stop talking. And they shut down and know…and i’ve never hit a woman before but they know, oh this is going to a really bad place.”

“Dude can I tell you, i’ve gotten in arguments before with women where i’ve pictured what their teeth looked like all over the floor.”

FAKE DARK EDGY FAGGOT.
 

Sue Lightning

Balconyster
Off the top of my head Nortons worst traits:

Shitty interviewing: Ass sucking question about show he didn’t even watch. Comparison to his own career. Self deprecating joke. Repeat.

Worminess: Walking out of the studio and refusing to go back in because Derosa was on the phone, and Norton was angry he didn’t put him in his shitty movie. This also applies to Norton unfollowing everyone on Twitter.

Fake edgy faggotness: Referenced above

Fake degenerate faggotness: DUDE I WOULD PAY GIRLS TO SHIT ON MY CHEST I WOULD JUST FUCKING BROOOD UNTIL I GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS

FIERCELY LOYAL FUCKING DUDE!: Ass sucking people like Jay Leno and Steve Sweeney who never gave him shit, especially loyalty back, but throws Louis CK under the bus. Also to be grouped in is his association with Ant despite being far worse a person than Louis.

Characters: Don’t need to explain

Jokes: Andrea Yates, Petersons, Puddle of AIDS, monster rain, shotgun toe trigger, etc.

Miscellaneous: Simping for pornstars. Having wrestlers choke him out. The fucking intoxicating smell of man asshole. Bullshitting about UFC fights he’s never seen.
 

WigwardFromSouthHampton

The Fugitive
Fucking insert any clip of Jim. I’ve been relistening to them doing the Mel Gibson tapes and Jim singlehandedly ruins it.

Opie: “I don’t know…I don’t know if i’ve ever gotten this angry with a girl before.”
Jim: “I HAVE. I HAVE. DUDE, I YELL AT A CHICK LIKE THIS BEFORE I FUCK HER!”

And some disconnected no context quotes:

“I used to just FUCKING BROOOOD…If she DIDNT DO WHAT I WANTED SEXUALLY and she made me wrong the sandwich i would go THIS ISNT WHAT I FUCKING ASKED FOR! I would fucking brood dude.”

“Let me tell you…me and my girlfriend were riding home the other day and had an argument like this. Just screaaaming at each other. I’ve gotten this angry before.”

“I’ve legitimately had to tell women before, stop talking. Like stop talking. And they shut down and know…and i’ve never hit a woman before but they know, oh this is going to a really bad place.”

“Dude can I tell you, i’ve gotten in arguments before with women where i’ve pictured what their teeth looked like all over the floor.”

FAKE DARK EDGY FAGGOT.
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Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
Off the top of my head Nortons worst traits:

Shitty interviewing: Ass sucking question about show he didn’t even watch. Comparison to his own career. Self deprecating joke. Repeat.

Worminess: Walking out of the studio and refusing to go back in because Derosa was on the phone, and Norton was angry he didn’t put him in his shitty movie. This also applies to Norton unfollowing everyone on Twitter.

Fake edgy faggotness: Referenced above

Fake degenerate faggotness: DUDE I WOULD PAY GIRLS TO SHIT ON MY CHEST I WOULD JUST FUCKING BROOOD UNTIL I GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS

FIERCELY LOYAL FUCKING DUDE!: Ass sucking people like Jay Leno and Steve Sweeney who never gave him shit, especially loyalty back, but throws Louis CK under the bus. Also to be grouped in is his association with Ant despite being far worse a person than Louis.

Characters: Don’t need to explain

Jokes: Andrea Yates, Petersons, Puddle of AIDS, monster rain, shotgun toe trigger, etc.

Miscellaneous: Simping for pornstars. Having wrestlers choke him out. The fucking intoxicating smell of man asshole. Bullshitting about UFC fights he’s never seen.
The Paul Riser interview and aftermath almost checks all these off. Mohr, Opie and Ron are having fun trashing him and joking but Jim gets defensive and plays devil's advocate YEAHHHHHHH LET ME GET MY WIIIIIIG as if it would get back to him and motherfuck him down the line. Fucking worm.
 

FamilyDollar

Welcome to our establishment
“I’ve legitimately had to tell women before, stop talking. Like stop talking. And they shut down and know…and i’ve never hit a woman before but they know, oh this is going to a really bad place.”
This is the single most embarrassing Norton quote. He's 5'5'' without an ounce of physicality. He fantasizes about being choked out by bigger, stronger men.
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Sue Lightning

Balconyster
The Paul Riser interview and aftermath almost checks all these off. Mohr, Opie and Ron are having fun trashing him and joking but Jim gets defensive and plays devil's advocate YEAHHHHHHH LET ME GET MY WIIIIIIG as if it would get back to him and motherfuck him down the line. Fucking worm.
He is fucking completely inconsistent. He will trash Conan during the Jay vs Conan “feud” (which, reminder for everyone. Neither of them did anything wrong. It was literally just NBC being assholes.) because he has to defend “his guy.” He’ll avoid shitting on other people for fear of being reprimanded Steve Martin Pink Panther style…but he will also rip you to shreds foaming at the mouth if you refuse a picture with him, no matter how much he loves your work. He fucking trashed Deniro for not taking a picture with him which feuled 5 to 10 years of shitting on Deniro personally and career wise…until Deniro agrees to be in Jims shitty comedy special! Then all is forgiven, “I always loved you Bob!” He praised Paris Hiltons shitty show to her face and got a picture with her then proceeded to trash her and her show for the next hour and say he never even saw it.
 

Single Action Army

We ain't goon hooligans we Maloonigans
Fucking insert any clip of Jim. I’ve been relistening to them doing the Mel Gibson tapes and Jim singlehandedly ruins it.

Opie: “I don’t know…I don’t know if i’ve ever gotten this angry with a girl before.”
Jim: “I HAVE. I HAVE. DUDE, I YELL AT A CHICK LIKE THIS BEFORE I FUCK HER!”

And some disconnected no context quotes:

“I used to just FUCKING BROOOOD…If she DIDNT DO WHAT I WANTED SEXUALLY and she made me wrong the sandwich i would go THIS ISNT WHAT I FUCKING ASKED FOR! I would fucking brood dude.”

“Let me tell you…me and my girlfriend were riding home the other day and had an argument like this. Just screaaaming at each other. I’ve gotten this angry before.”

“I’ve legitimately had to tell women before, stop talking. Like stop talking. And they shut down and know…and i’ve never hit a woman before but they know, oh this is going to a really bad place.”

“Dude can I tell you, i’ve gotten in arguments before with women where i’ve pictured what their teeth looked like all over the floor.”

FAKE DARK EDGY FAGGOT.

One time I got cut off by a guy in traffic, so I pictured stomping his skull into the pavement...
I mean, I didn't actually do it, but just know I was thinking about it. I'm a problem, man...
 
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