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It's 14 degrees in portage and this nigga has no sleeves

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Jack Daniel’s is just an incredible success in the branding game. Jim Beam is better and cheaper, and now there are so many small-batch bourbons available to the mass market. Still, so many “toxic” dumb guys who want to seem tough make Jack Daniel’s their main personality trait because of the cool black & white logo.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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This is what normal people do at gatherings, you guys are really reaching
Normal to me. My dad was a budweiser guy and had all the merch. Back then they had the frogs to appeal to the kids
I couldn't tell you how old I was when I had my first drink, definitely before elementary school.
I've been to rehab twice. Had a beer at 9:00 this morning.
I don't think regular normal people are like this
 

EraGodless

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Normal to me. My dad was a budweiser guy and had all the merch. Back then they had the frogs to appeal to the kids
I couldn't tell you how old I was when I had my first drink, definitely before elementary school.
I've been to rehab twice. Had a beer at 9:00 this morning.
I don't think regular normal people are like this
Nice, so you should be drunk enough to DM me pics of your butthole now
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Honoring the Past, Inspiring the Future
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My mom's the youngest of a big family so I have/had a lot of old uncles who wore cowboy boots and had slick Elvis hair and shit and they all had bars in their houses and a bunch of stupid knick knacks and did shit like put salt in their beer.

They also all had unlocked gun displays. Like thousands of dollars of guns in a lit up ornate wood and glass cabinet.
 

The NaTurryl Man

Trying to make myself a thing
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My mom's the youngest of a big family so I have/had a lot of old uncles who wore cowboy boots and had slick Elvis hair and shit and they all had bars in their houses and a bunch of stupid knick knacks and did shit like put salt in their beer.

They also all had unlocked gun displays. Like thousands of dollars of guns in a lit up ornate wood and glass cabinet.
Hello Based Department?
 

Professor Rape

Learning where local water spring is
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This is what normal people do at gatherings, you guys are really reaching
Not that they aren't ridiculous white trash, but that's what makes it so funny

We're just picking on some poor guy who has nothing to do with anything. He's the new husband of a woman who used to be married to a guy who said norm macdonald wasn't funny.
 

Uncle Floyd

It smells like cunt.... I think.....
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Not that they aren't ridiculous white trash, but that's what makes it so funny

We're just picking on some poor guy who has nothing to do with anything. He's the new husband of a woman who used to be married to a guy who said norm macdonald wasn't funny.
When you put it that way, boy, we sure sound like a bunch of real jerks.
 

GloryHoleTorqueH

"Now put ice skates on dat bich." Peppermint
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How else you gonna see the bad ass Tiger tattoo and cool Trible stamp?

No bullshit that fat drunk old little man would beat the fuck out of Pork S Tomlinson and really put him in a coma or body bag.

That is a man Pork, not some little crying bitch boy like you.
 
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