It's 14 degrees in portage and this nigga has no sleeves

[WifeStoreWill]

How many Jack Daniels-branded pieces of merchandise can you spot? I spy:

• Mirror
• Bar mat
• Insulated mug
• Guitar wall decoration
• Whatever that bag is on top of the Pepsi machine
• Hat
• Wall flag
• A second bar mat beneath the black bucket thing, which might also be Jack Daniels-branded
• "They know me and Jack Daniels got a history"

And everything at his wedding. Do you think they actually bought JD wedding decorations or just pulled it off the wall from this room and then put it back afterwards?

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

"Is this (your daughter) still available?"

 

[cliveowen]

20 years of going to the gym daily, yet Pat could never dream of having arms like that

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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Its Patti Tomlinson

 

[Cptbaldopie]

That dude seriously looks like every construction worker I've met at the bar

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Does he have the same tribal bicep tattoo as Goldberg?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

They're having fun (and we hate that)

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I was having a panic attack there for a second because I thought I was witnessing a Bill crossover.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Does he have the same tribal bicep tattoo as Goldberg?
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Yes. That tiger tattoo is the exact one The Big Show has too. He's that kind of dude.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

I can't get over how dumb Joe looks. Nigga looks straight up retarded.

Ade's starting to pack on the pounds. She's becoming a sturdy gal.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Yes. That tiger tattoo is the exact one The Big Show has too. He's that kind of dude.

I to giving rim jobs?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

I'm not sure what the relevance of the lack of sleeves is. He's inside and he has to put on the gun show for the ladies.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I to giving rim jobs?

I meant kind of a general loser, but yeah probably.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Yes. That tiger tattoo is the exact one The Big Show has too. He's that kind of dude.

This guy has Wrestlemania watch partys

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I meant kind of a general loser, but yeah probably.

Ha. He's sucking other men's assholes

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

 

[johnnynoname]

That Goldberg is kino though

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Should celebrating impending alcoholism be a family event?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Str8 pimp

 

[BUBBLER]

I can't get over how dumb Joe looks. Nigga looks straight up retarded.

Ade's starting to pack on the pounds. She's becoming a sturdy gal.

Reminder: he's 42