It's 14 degrees in portage and this nigga has no sleeves

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Yes. That tiger tattoo is the exact one The Big Show has too. He's that kind of dude.

Oh shit, you’re right - I never understood why Big Show had that tiger tattoo. I’m surprised he’s not wearing an NWO shirt (without sleeves of course)

 

[RoTheHo69]

I see fat delusional retards like Patrick on a daily basis in the west. They are everywhere. Many are far worse. The urge to continually ridicule, harass and stalk such a non-entity is mental illness, driven by low self-esteem and a lack of meaningful relationships or a developed sense of humour and understanding of social norms. I mean it literally when I say Pat stlakers and kiwifaggots are way more pitiful that Pat, Chris-Chan, etc. and have no hope of ever being content and well-adjusted unless they unplug from the internet. Everyone here seems to understand that the owner of kiwifarms is subhuman, yet they behave exactly the same way.

Consider the fact that Pat:

• Is less fat than many users here (100% confirmed)
• Isn't a drug addict like most people here
• Probably has more money than them
• And has a loyal GF

Pat has way more than the average user here. And they hate it.

Yeah I hear you. For me it was when he started squealing to the police at the top of his voice. He's not a well man and I don't think I should be fucking with him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

They have a room dedicated to alcoholism. Their wedding was alcohol themed. Their entire personalities revolve around drinking. I've probably shaved like 15 years off my life with booze and I can't imagine being so gay about it. They're like the reddit potheads of alcoholics, it's obnoxious.

I like to drink but I don’t make it my whole personality. They have Jack Daniels merchandise that goes behind wall signs and into clothes / hats / etc.

That “I have a history with Jack Daniels” sign might be the worst white trash home decoration I’ve ever seen. I’m surprised the sign isn’t surrounded by punched holes in the wall.

 

[Rudderman]

Should celebrating impending alcoholism be a family event?

Impending?

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

I like to drink but I don’t make it my whole personality. They have Jack Daniels merchandise that goes behind wall signs and into clothes / hats / etc.

That “I have a history with Jack Daniels” sign might be the worst white trash home decoration I’ve ever seen. I’m surprised the sign isn’t surrounded by punched holes in the wall.

It's is surrounded by a temu led light strip that seems to be half dead, so they got that going for them

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I was wondering where the TV was in the mancave then finally spotted it in the shittiest location. Like an afterthought.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I was wondering where the TV was in the mancave then finally spotted it in the shittiest location. Like an afterthought.

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*FanCave

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Jesus, he’s younger than me

Me too. I know legit functional alcoholics and/or cokeheads who still look a decade younger than Joe and are around his age or older than him.

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

I see fat delusional retards like Patrick on a daily basis in the west. They are everywhere. Many are far worse. The urge to continually ridicule, harass and stalk such a non-entity is mental illness, driven by low self-esteem and a lack of meaningful relationships or a developed sense of humour and understanding of social norms. I mean it literally when I say Pat stlakers and kiwifaggots are way more pitiful that Pat, Chris-Chan, etc. and have no hope of ever being content and well-adjusted unless they unplug from the internet. Everyone here seems to understand that the owner of kiwifarms is subhuman, yet they behave exactly the same way.

Consider the fact that Pat:

• Is less fat than many users here (100% confirmed)
• Isn't a drug addict like most people here
• Probably has more money than them
• And has a loyal GF

Pat has way more than the average user here. And they hate it.

He’s having a good time, and THEY HATE THAT!

But yeah in all seriousness this thread is some lame high school meangirl shit. This drunk tradie is way happier than everyone shitting on him.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I was wondering where the TV was in the mancave then finally spotted it in the shittiest location. Like an afterthought.

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Thought?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was wondering where the TV was in the mancave then finally spotted it in the shittiest location. Like an afterthought.

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Good thing that morbidly obese girl has one of those trendy Stanley mugs otherwise she'd be considered unattractive.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Good thing that morbidly obese girl has one of those trendy Stanley mugs otherwise she'd be considered unattractive.

Us big city types often lose track of the things that matter.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Anabelle will now grow up a Cubs fan. That's gotta sting the Fat Man.

 

[BUBBLER]

Jesus, he’s younger than me

He also probably drinks a handle a day and still has his asshole

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Not that they aren't ridiculous white trash, but that's what makes it so funny

We're just picking on some poor guy who has nothing to do with anything. He's the new husband of a woman who used to be married to a guy who said norm macdonald wasn't funny.

“Cmon guys! Thats not nice!”

^Literally me right now

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Im such a washed up Patposter

 

[New Name]

You know that they all drove home from this party with BACs pushing .3

 

[Jenna]

Cause this is Miller, Miller Lite
And no one's gonna save you from the cirrhosis about to strike

 

[RickReternal]

The fact that he works outdoors on ski lifts and shit is a big part of why his face is so fucked up, right?

 

[Chive Turkey]

Did I ever tell ya my favorite month is April?

Nice Bubolz.