Is this a good time to respond with pictures of his shitty wedding?

[Slackjawed Cow]

If she could have taken that delorean 4 years into the future she would return and leave him at the "alter".

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

If she could have taken that delorean 4 years into the future she would return and leave him at the "alter".

Felony Back to the Future wishes, child.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The Niki/previous marriage thing came from Fatso saying they were both coming off of bad relationships when they hooked up and weren’t expecting it to turn into anything serious. I think we just assumed she was also divorced.

 

[Will Tate]

What other lifelines does he have? What friends would let him crash on their couches for a couple weeks?

There are a couple gorgeous guest rooms at the Tate Estate, it would be my duty as a Christian to take in a man down on his luck.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Buried in strange huh Rick? Chicks dig nervous fat guys

Nah they don’t

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Nah they don’t

Oh, literal CumiaPoodle!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pretty sure there is tiny alley behind hooligans that he could set up a cardboard clubhouse and crash inside that while stealing their wifi.

 

[UnPRePared]

I forgot about the DeLorean. I would like my previous statement stricken from the record

He rented a DeLorean? For a wedding?

I'd have felt less like a loser falling out of a Fiat X19, you merchandise-bleeding whore for marketing to five year olds.

 

[UnPRePared]

Wedding pictures? My pleasure!

Pauper's ceremony:

I guess he rode bitch since Niki was behind the wheel:

I hate him. This is so goddamn stupid and I. Just. Hate him.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He was fat then. What’s funny is we’ve literally plumped him up like a Christmas piggy.

 

[warchief1978]

What a fruit. Butterflies and being nervous is very different. I believe him when he says he is nervous, though. If she left him, she would get half of the Boo Radely house.

 

[42069]

I caught that. My ribs are powder

 

[FLUUUID]

He rented a DeLorean? For a wedding?

He was hoping he could go back in time and prevent Annabelle from being born. Sick guy and fat.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I was referring to the photographer's inability to correct levels while editing in Photoshop. I was told racism has no place here

@a-corsican-pimp

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Niki and Pat's second date was October 2011. Acoording to Pat, they "banged in the parking lot" after the game.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1313946568731627526?s=20

Just a reminder to everyone that Adrienne unloaded Pat in July of 2011 and his first date with Thick Nikki was two months later in September 2011.

Two things:

• Pat claims that after Adrienne left him, he was an Old Testament Sex God and "burried" in strange. Not so. He cried like a bitch for two months, then went on a date with the first woman who was desperate enough to agree to date him, then married her.
• Pat claims that he was distraught and tricked into signing away his parental rights to his daughter like a piece of shit. Not so. His daughter was not born until January 2012, a full four months after he started dating Nikki. He happily dipped his left hoof in ink and signed away his rights so he could scurry and scuttle off with his yellow toothed second wife. A true piece of shit.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Why did they get married anyway? They're 2 proud atheists who don't want kids, so why get the state involved in their relationship?

Must be financial reasons, maybe Rick is hoping to get alimony from trust fund Niki.

Also how fucking insulting to call her his 'second wife' on the wedding day, maybe he's signalling that he's still yearning for Ade... unlucky Fatso! she realised you're a perpetual loser.

 

[RobertMewler]

Hey @RobertMewler what was the name of the venue again? That investigation was really well done.

Thanks! It was Anodyne coffee.

Here's a view from outside:

And a poster someone else made:

 

[guest]

Their body language here is so revealing

It's less man and woman in love on their wedding day than brother and sister, who barely get on, caught on camera at a family function. That or colleagues. There's not even a hint of love or even attraction between them, it would be sad if he wasn't such a loathsome cunt.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

It's the mark of a professional wedding photographer to take a picture of the happy couple with a grey haired woman with a plunging neckline at the back under strong lights in the centre of the frame, ruining the white balance and making the subject of your shot appear in shadows in the background.

Pat should've wheeled in Uncle Paul to take the wedding pictures. In fact, I think he was asked prior to the wedding, but was told there would be no junior bridesmaids in attendance.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Their body language here is so revealing

It's less man and woman in love on their wedding day than brother and sister, who barely get on, caught on camera at a family function. That or colleagues. There's not even a hint of love or even attraction between them, it would be sad if he wasn't such a loathsome cunt.

They’re roommates, that’s it. Niki is a closet lesbian and Pat is the closest thing to a woman. She needs to be drunk just to be around him because when she sobers up she looks miserable next to him.