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Is Patposting dead?

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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after watching todays stream im really excited to watch the danfall of mullen

edit: also the downsfall could have worked
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Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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Dan the Ban really hates not being here.

I like the guy, but give it up man. You crossed a ton of lines that opened Quasi up to possible bullshit, and opened everyone else here up to Jackoff Singh’s attempts at catfishing us into thinking she’s skinny. You earned the ban hammer you were hit with. Still a fan of your other work. Why don’t you make a new episode. Honestly you talking about something besides the forum will be a welcome listen.
 

BillKlacks

Incel imposter cyber atalker
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Fat would sooner move back into his childhood bedroom and live off his elderly parents than stoop to something so beneath him like honest work.
Sadly you are most likely correct. Even if so, the fat moves in with his parents saga could prove to be just as hilarious. A homeless Pat saga would be great as well. We'll have to get through the divorce saga first and see what path the pig chooses. It will be like watching the pig play a real life choose your own adventure book.
 
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The problem is the "enjoy prison" cope. Its his happy place. Do anything that upsets him, his brain starting thinking about how he's going to be so so so so happy when his stlakers all go to prison. The problem is he didn't learn his lesson from the BDA incident. A crazed stlaker crossed state lines (!!) and came to Hooligans specifically to fight him, not even a slap on a wrist. Not even a paltry $50 fine for disorderly conduct. Victims don't get to smugly goad their "cyberstlakers" and then proclaim in court their smug gloating doesn't count.

But yeah, he's gotten so deeply entrenched in his daydream that he's become a bore. It's like spending 98% of your life waiting for your Hogwarts letter to arrive, or waiting for a vampire to turn you. Nothing in the present is worth discussing, just how great it's gonna be when Lestat makes you a creature of the night. He's gonna spend the rest of his life absolutely broken, and I don't think anyone can fix him. Enjoying prison is his life now.
It's a lot like latter day Chris Chan. The days of him falling for extravagant catfishes were over, and he was simply lost in his delusions. Pat Chan burned twice as bright as an lolcow, so it stands to reason that he would only burn half as long.

I want to sew Snackie Jackie fall further into poverty after being sued by the Avenging Swede. This results in her joining OnlyFans, with eternal Kissless Virgin Frimann being her only subscriber.
 

Harry's Enticer

WOULD
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It's a lot like latter day Chris Chan. The days of him falling for extravagant catfishes were over, and he was simply lost in his delusions. Pat Chan burned twice as bright as an lolcow, so it stands to reason that he would only burn half as long.

I want to sew Snackie Jackie fall further into poverty after being sued by the Avenging Swede. This results in her joining OnlyFans, with eternal Kissless Virgin Frimann being her only subscriber.
Avenged Swedenfold
 
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