This reads like it could have been written by fucking ooga. There are a lot of mistakes that feel like something only a non native speaker would do. This is the dumbest mystery of the decade.
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Individual(s) with a 1.7 GPA and/or a subsaharan IQ are trying to frame the users of this forum for attempting to frame Fatso for hiring a hitman.
Awww, did someone watch a John Wick movie and think professional hitmen are everywhere? John Wick can't even walk through a park without twelve separate hitmen staring him down!
This shit works if you're involved with organized crime, or maybe live somewhere like Bangladesh. In the US, literally every example of "wife tries to hire hitman to kill her husband" ends with the wife in handcuffs crying that she didn't know the feds could read her emails.
This shit works if you're involved with organized crime, or maybe live somewhere like Bangladesh. In the US, literally every example of "wife tries to hire hitman to kill her husband" ends with the wife in handcuffs crying that she didn't know the feds could read her emails.
Hoo hoo, Robin. Fire up the Batcomputer.
What's the last known whereabouts of the Klown Prince of Kiwis, Toyota Tacoma 1997?
What's the last known whereabouts of the Klown Prince of Kiwis, Toyota Tacoma 1997?
Lol it reads EXACTLY like when Joe pretended to be 16 and didn’t know dick about the internet.
Say what you want about Joe but he understood us way better than anyone on the Litcrit end of things. His “genius plan” was to get us to troll a random black guys facebook page, then he would use that to get the subreddit shut down. Now WHY we would troll a random black guy for beating a little white kids mom? Idk, it makes no sense. But we troll, John, it’s what we do. So trying to trick us into trolling someone at least makes sense.
This is fucking incomprehensible because it’s not coming from a place of assuming we’re trolls but assuming we’re criminals. Like we’re jumping over each other to be the one who says “YES” on putting a hit out on Pat. Its not just an overall low IQ plan but it vastly misunderstands “us” (yuck). Its trolling…it’s about being funny…not about wanting to literally kill these people. Only retards like Jackie and Pat think we want to do that.
I really do miss what this place was before Litcrit. No one thought we were terrorists or murderers. We were just “pests” and “people who treated online cruelty like it was a game”.
Say what you want about Joe but he understood us way better than anyone on the Litcrit end of things. His “genius plan” was to get us to troll a random black guys facebook page, then he would use that to get the subreddit shut down. Now WHY we would troll a random black guy for beating a little white kids mom? Idk, it makes no sense. But we troll, John, it’s what we do. So trying to trick us into trolling someone at least makes sense.
This is fucking incomprehensible because it’s not coming from a place of assuming we’re trolls but assuming we’re criminals. Like we’re jumping over each other to be the one who says “YES” on putting a hit out on Pat. Its not just an overall low IQ plan but it vastly misunderstands “us” (yuck). Its trolling…it’s about being funny…not about wanting to literally kill these people. Only retards like Jackie and Pat think we want to do that.
I really do miss what this place was before Litcrit. No one thought we were terrorists or murderers. We were just “pests” and “people who treated online cruelty like it was a game”.
Again evidence that its Jackie or Pat. They think we’re desperate to frame Pat as orchestrating false flags against himself. We don’t need to “frame” Pat as doing that because he’s doing it himself. But if Jackie makes it look like we set up a retarded hitman using Pats name, “See!!! They say Pat set up the hitman but THEY DID!! The same way they say Pat swatted himself but THEY DID!!!”
Pat couldn’t have written this as he can only wrote in one voice - his. His false/fat flags are so obvious it’s like a parody of his writing style.
@The Real Ray WiIson why the car crash, Ant's Ballwasherster?
Oh, so it is you. Thanks for clarifying.
Boq is selfish enough to do this himself and stupid enough to get caught and blame it on Artemis.
Nobody likes you. Remember how you were never chosen for duck duck goose? It's kind of like that, except it's faggot pedophile nigger and you're alwaaaays it.
I wanna play boq boq noose.
I actually don't mind Boq, but attributing half of your posting to a mystery accont-sharer is a lame move.
I've said stupid shit, but that's just ooopsie doodles / previous states of non-sobriety... either way I'll take the Ls
Keep it up if you want to see some more.
We're all faggots here and we've all done gay unfunny shit.
Boq is the only user who can't admit that about himself and insists his motives for being here in the first place are somehow more noble or dignified than those of anyone else.
It's just self delusion and narcissism.
I liked ya ever since circa "PotatoPeeler63" i dont think you could do anything to change my mind. Car Crash Away. My wrath is "precise" and you wont feel it.
Every sentence begins with I, My, or Me.
I doxed ya (actually someone else did and gave it to me)
Seriously guys, please stop posting pictures of this guy. It literally grosses me out.