Individual(s) with a 1.7 GPA and/or a subsaharan IQ are trying to frame the users of this forum for attempting to frame Fatso for hiring a hitman.

[DMbA]

Darling what means hitman

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

 

[Gay-Face]

Has anyone heard from our resident hitman @Rodeo Clown recently?

 

[PogromStallone]

This smells like curry and feces, who could be behind this?

 

[SFWA liaison]

whoever is behind this should maybe spend more time with the two of her kids they're allowed to live with

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

What's that autistic Icelandic porno addict guy's name again? The ballwasher.

 

[Gay-Face]

What's that autistic Icelandic porno addict guy's name again? The ballwasher.

Frimin or Friman.

This also sounds like and reads like something Butterknife Knokes would try.

This is so tedious trying to understand why someone would do this. Are we sure it's not Annabelle actually trying to hire a hitman to kill her father? Maybe we're reading too far into this.

 

[We Have Everything]

Frimin or Friman.

This also sounds like and reads like something Butterknife Knokes would try.

This is so tedious trying to understand why someone would do this. Are we sure it's not Annabelle actually trying to hire a hitman to kill her father? Maybe we're reading too far into this.

You'd have the energy to detective this...chop chop, Allah created you for this, dive deep, energeticster.

 

[Gay-Face]

You'd have the energy to detective this...chop chop, Allah created you for this, dive deep, energeticster.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Frimin or Friman.

This also sounds like and reads like something Butterknife Knokes would try.

This is so tedious trying to understand why someone would do this. Are we sure it's not Annabelle actually trying to hire a hitman to kill her father? Maybe we're reading too far into this.

Yeah, my money is on Nokes or Frimann. They're both mentally unstable, angry, and "computer-y." Not to mention fat.

 

[DanFielding]

Does the moron behind this realize that 99.9% of the hitmen on the dark web are feds? I guess they will when they’re face down on their living room floor being cuffed and read their rights.

 

[fricklefrackle]

What's that autistic Icelandic porno addict guy's name again? The ballwasher.

Jón Frímann Jónsson
@jonfr500

 

[CompoundBasement]

Yeah, my money is on Nokes or Frimann. They're both mentally unstable, angry, and "computer-y." Not to mention fat.

The volcano nigger's bad English would be a dead giveaway. The people who have the most to gain from getting this place and Kiwi Farms wiped off the internet would be Fatso, the loser with the prostitute sister, and the psychopath obese street shitter.

 

[RickReternal]

I don’t actually think this is Jackie. She’s got too much going on.

• Her OnA documentary is in final edits. (She completed .75 years of film school, you’ll recall.)
• She launched her doxing website last week. Dan and Mucci have already been doxxxxed completely and are in shambles. She’s also triple-confirmed the Gibney ID.
• Raising two kids.
• Busy investigating as usual (posting on X).

 

[AliceWorquer]

This has to be Jackie. I don't even think that Patrick is the kind of retard that could make a plan like this. It feels like one of her manic hairbrained schemes. Lord Fatrick was even giving cybersecurity advice. Im guessing it all makes perfect sense to her but I'm having such a hard time following what's happening.
She's already hired the hit, but wants someone else to send the final confirmation and somehow it will get pinned on Patrick that he ordered a hit on himself?
It does have a lot of "16 dick about internet" vibes to it. I guess it could be Joe with late onset cabin fever coming in for the death blow.

 

[Steve Ramone]

This has to be Jackie. I don't even think that Patrick is the kind of retard that could make a plan like this. It feels like one of her manic hairbrained schemes. Lord Fatrick was even giving cybersecurity advice. Im guessing it all makes perfect sense to her but I'm having such a hard time following what's happening.
She's already hired the hit, but wants someone else to send the final confirmation and somehow it will get pinned on Patrick that he ordered a hit on himself?
It does have a lot of "16 dick about internet" vibes to it. I guess it could be Joe with late onset cabin fever coming in for the death blow.

It's so retarded it's incomprehensible, that's why I think it's Jax (formerly of GNAA)

 

[CruisinColin]

I'm Patrick Tomlinson's son, Sean. Every night he comes into my room and tries to rape me. I say "try" because he has never been able to maintain an erection for more than one second. I am thankful for this. Papa says that penile intercourse is the only way he'll molest me because any other way is "not gay enough" for him.

 

[BlackTransLivesMatter]

It's so retarded it's incomprehensible, that's why I think it's Jax (formerly of GNAA)

If it's Jackie, then it adds significantly more weight to the theory that she is/was involved in the swattings in some way. There is literally zero reason why anyone would do this other than to create doubt that Fatso ordered the swats to his own house. Even his own allies would have no reason to do this unless they were somehow also involved or have knowledge of it.

 

[CompoundBasement]

If it's Jackie, then it adds significantly more weight to the theory that she is/was involved in the swattings in some way. There is literally zero reason why anyone would do this other than to create doubt that Fatso ordered the swats to his own house. Even his own allies would have no reason to do this unless they were somehow also involved or have knowledge of it.

Her ego is also still injured from the FBI report on "Torswats" saying her investigations and theories were wrong and ultimately a useless waste of time for them.

 

[Steve Ramone]

If it's Jackie, then it adds significantly more weight to the theory that she is/was involved in the swattings in some way. There is literally zero reason why anyone would do this other than to create doubt that Fatso ordered the swats to his own house. Even his own allies would have no reason to do this unless they were somehow also involved or have knowledge of it.

I was tempted to check out that hitman website but it may as well be fedhoneypot.gov. how fucking stupid is she that she does this dumb shit while already being on the FBI's radar for both being a retard and running the obviously her torswats returns telegram account?