BenDovid
- Forum Clout
- -3,128
Basket Case
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
[email protected]
In 2024, who makes more money? Brother Joe or Danny Ross?
- Thread starter NoBacon
- Start date
Basket Case
- Forum Clout
- 4,504
The most complex song he can't play is Cliffs Of Dover ... PLANK PLANK PLANK ... PLANK PLANK PLANK *crowd boo's incessantly* alongside everyone in studio.
- Forum Clout
- 4,504
Transparent game... Is it as transparent as your hairline, stupid?
BenDovid
- Forum Clout
- -3,128
Please dedicate more of your time today to wondering about what songs I can play on guitar. After that, decide if whether or not you find me attractive.
- Forum Clout
- 119,651
- Forum Clout
- 4,504
Dovid, you won't post anything to prove what songs you actually CAN play so all we're left with is the fake plastic guitar video game songs we all know you CAN'T play. What else can a nigga do with that, stupid?
PLANK PLANK PLANK ... PLANK PLANK
Nice crowd jeer, stupid.
BenDovid
- Forum Clout
- -3,128
Basket case! Hahaha holy shit!
I'm learning Iron Man right now but that whole E - G - A power chord progression is so fucking hard. That's why I have so many guitars. I figure if I can't get it on one, maybe it'll work on another. I'm up to 6. Maybe I should buy a Dime ML.
BenDovid
- Forum Clout
- -3,128
I don't perform for you like circus monkey. I don't owe you anything and have nothing to prove.
If you want to hear me play guitar you can pay me.
- Forum Clout
- 4,504
You're performing like a
for me right now with multiple responses, stupid! 
"Dance for me, ya prick! Dance... dance the plastic guitar back to me."Aaaaaaand, of course you need to get paid
! And with all the alleged money you boast about having. Typical kike, Dovid. Always about the money. How about you just post it because you're confident about your skill and abilities, stupid?! Never heard of that, huh? Just flaunting musical prowess over money?! Of course not. Of fucking course not. So so so so you'd be willing to get the same maltreatment for money, but not just among metal peers, hey. It's not the jeering or peer review that would bother you, it's the no monetary payment that makes your skin crawl. Got it. Again, typical for your breed, Dovid.
- Forum Clout
- 4,504
Maybe you should just learn how to play fucking Iron Man (which is as simple as Smoke On The Water for fucks sake
) with just one guitar and stick with it, stupid. Guitars aren't magical instruments that when you play this plastic one with colorful square buttons you'll stink at playing like BenDovid, but if you grab the one next to it, a real guitar, you'll magically become Eddie Van Halen!
BenDovid
- Forum Clout
- -3,128
Maybe you should just learn how to play fucking Iron Man (which is as simple as Smoke On The Water for fucks sake
- Forum Clout
- 4,504
Yes, Danny, that's you with a plastic toy guitar pointing at you with a shitty knock off Chinese model guitar. Nice stepping on the business end of a rake and getting your forehead knocked, stupid.
- Forum Clout
- 17,030
Even if Joe was rolling in it the poll asks who will EARN more, and I would hardly count pitybux from his brother “earning”
BenDovid
- Forum Clout
- -3,128
I don't think they made LTD Explorer fakes back then. You mean you weren't at Bar 9 for ART OF THE TOPLESS with Special Guest: Danny!??
G
guest
Guest
Do a cover of oh dara or electric shock ojI don't think they made LTD Explorer fakes back then. You mean you weren't at Bar 9 for ART OF THE TOPLESS with Special Guest: Danny!??
- Forum Clout
- 4,504
I don't think they made LTD Explorer fakes back then. You mean you weren't at Bar 9 for ART OF THE TOPLESS with Special Guest: Danny!??
Nice round about way to get another brag in without any audio to back it up, stupid. Another pic of another Dovid treasure. Nice guitar, too bad you can't play it for shit, Danny. It's in you to prove otherwise. If you can't even play entry level Iron Man fucking decades later, this stands zero chance of being any good. Nice closed eyes shot as if you're playing a monumental lead from a song that the majority of the music world has all universally praised as brilliant, stupid. You're neither David Gilmore or Eddie Van Halen, Dovid. Stop cosplaying and failing at Guitar Hero and POST some material or beat it, stupid. Kick rocks along the Auschwitz railway.
BenDovid
- Forum Clout
- -3,128
Stop cosplaying and failing at Guitar Hero and POST some material or beat it, stupid. Kick rocks along the Auschwitz railway.
I have this riff, it's like..
000 0 000 0 00 00 000 0 000 0
But I think I might change it to
0000 00 0000 0 000 0000 00
What do you think?
- Forum Clout
- 4,504
Honestly, Dovid, I think you've long ago lost the plot, Danny. I understand daddy Ross didn't leave you with a paid for plot next to him in the Jewish cemetery... But that's a you problem.
I also noticed that in your fictional riff (since you don't have any real riffs of your own to offer up... Without getting paid of course
), that there's no reverse gallops, pull offs or trills just boring old plain Jane ass down picking because you haven't advanced one iota since you got your first guitar and already convinced yourself that you're Chuck Schuldiner right out of the box ! I bet you can't even palm mute that limp wrist fake riff without butchering it and hitting other strings You can't even pretend a decent fake riff, stupid.
Again, prove otherwise, Danny. You won't and you can't so you'll keep responding with useless, unfunny, uncreative nonsense. That's the Dovid way! Cheeeeerzzzz
- Forum Clout
- 46,512
We know what a fagster is. It's you.