Well if you dont like that idea, how about this one?
It's a comedy about 4 quirky friends who get entangled into life's most mundane and perplexing situations. I call it Steinfeld.
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I'm writing a sitcom
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It's a comedy about 4 quirky friends who get entangled into life's most mundane and perplexing situations. I call it Steinfeld.
It's really cold and windy on the ledge of my high rise writer's apartment building window ledge. I'm in warming up for a bit, BUT THEN I'M FUCKING JUMPING! DON'T TRY TO FUCKING STOP ME!
Look you have so much to live for. Do you really want that hack bit account Martin Landau to win?
I GET IT OKAY?? YOU'RE A BETTER WRITER THAN ME!
When I kill myself it'll be your fault as well as Patreeky's. Don't try to stop me.
Abe?
Maybe your Uncle shot you? Could be in some kind of coma dream.
Someone should start a website called http://isabevigodadead.com.
I see what you're doing, sport. You're trying to stop me.
Fine. I won't kill myself. I have to glue my fucking Seinfield script back together.
Thank you for saving my life.
You mean the idea of Martin Landau winning didn't? What happened to you Abe?
I wanted you to answer with "yes sport" and then i would have said "i love you Abe".
Landau is an idiot. Idiots can't win. He fucked kids when he was alive too, btw.
God dammit. I fucked up. I FUCK EVERYTHING UP!! Here I go back out on the window ledge of my high rise writer's apartment.
I am going to hurl myself to my death. Don't try to stop me!
No one likes a needy old man Abe.
You can act like a man, what's the matter with you!
Remember that one Abe, you where in that masterpiece, are you gonna dissapoint all your dozens of fans by acting like such a nincompoop?
Jealously isnt a good look for you. I mean Landau does have an Academy Award. How many do you have?
I like you Abe but how did you afford that after Farce of the Penguins?
I WAS NOMINATED FOR TWO PRIMETIME EMMYS!!!
... and you're bragging about that?
Righteous bucks!
BECAUSE I'M A BELOVED POP CULTURE ICON AND LEGEND OF THE STAGE AND SCREEN!!!
I'M JUMPING! I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL! DON'T TRY TO STOP ME!