I'm doing it. I'm going to pee into an electrical outlet. Don't try to stop me!
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I'm writing a sitcom
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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You know goddamn fucking well that my show was called Fish.
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I actually had another, it's about a deaf guy living in New York with his three friends. Gonna call it Signfeld.
I only knew about Barney Miller to be perfectly honest with ya.
Can I play a neighbor character who welcomes himself into your place and eats your potato chips and drinks all your raspberry ginger ale?
I created an animated series and GameBoy game. It's about this Japanese kid who goes around enslaving animals. I called it The Simpsons.
Did ya? Is it? Did ya?
Yes, child, I did. And yes, child, it is. And yes, child, I did.
No, child, you didn't. And no, child, it isn't. And no, child you didn't.
You are going to prison, stlaker.
You are mentally ill, stlaker.
You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease contacting this phone number. Continuing to do so constitutes felony telephone harassment. Do not contact this number again.
You will receive a letter from my attorney, child. That second one did permanent rib damage.
How can a Ghost kill itself? You're already dead! You would just float through the air and do a wonderful flip like Casper while your beautiful name appears in magical sprinkles for the opening sequence. You thought this was the last episode, but that was all the dress rehersal. Your movie starts today. "the rest is still unwritten" - Amy Lavigne, singer
Staring at the blank page before you, open up the dirty window. Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not write, Reaching for something in the distance, so close you can almost taste it. Release your inhibitions, Feel the rain on your skin. No one else can do it for you, only you can let it in. No one else, no one else can speak the words on your list. Tell yourself the words unspoken, live your life with arms wide open. Today is where your story begins. The rest is still unwritten.
