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Well if you dont like that idea, how about this one?
It's a comedy about 4 quirky friends who get entangled into life's most mundane and perplexing situations. I call it Steinfeld.
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I'm writing a sitcom
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It's a comedy about 4 quirky friends who get entangled into life's most mundane and perplexing situations. I call it Steinfeld.
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It's really cold and windy on the ledge of my high rise writer's apartment building window ledge. I'm in warming up for a bit, BUT THEN I'M FUCKING JUMPING! DON'T TRY TO FUCKING STOP ME!
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Look you have so much to live for. Do you really want that hack bit account Martin Landau to win?
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I GET IT OKAY?? YOU'RE A BETTER WRITER THAN ME!
When I kill myself it'll be your fault as well as Patreeky's. Don't try to stop me.
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Abe?
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Maybe your Uncle shot you? Could be in some kind of coma dream.
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Someone should start a website called http://isabevigodadead.com.
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I see what you're doing, sport. You're trying to stop me.
Fine. I won't kill myself. I have to glue my fucking Seinfield script back together.
Thank you for saving my life.
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You mean the idea of Martin Landau winning didn't? What happened to you Abe?
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I wanted you to answer with "yes sport" and then i would have said "i love you Abe".
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Landau is an idiot. Idiots can't win. He fucked kids when he was alive too, btw.
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God dammit. I fucked up. I FUCK EVERYTHING UP!! Here I go back out on the window ledge of my high rise writer's apartment.
I am going to hurl myself to my death. Don't try to stop me!
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No one likes a needy old man Abe.
You can act like a man, what's the matter with you!
Remember that one Abe, you where in that masterpiece, are you gonna dissapoint all your dozens of fans by acting like such a nincompoop?
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Jealously isnt a good look for you. I mean Landau does have an Academy Award. How many do you have?
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I like you Abe but how did you afford that after Farce of the Penguins?
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I WAS NOMINATED FOR TWO PRIMETIME EMMYS!!!
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... and you're bragging about that?
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Righteous bucks!
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BECAUSE I'M A BELOVED POP CULTURE ICON AND LEGEND OF THE STAGE AND SCREEN!!!
I'M JUMPING! I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL! DON'T TRY TO STOP ME!