I'm so sorry, insightsoftware employees.

[Serious Business]

I'm not reading 60 pages of this shit. How did Dan neck himself this time?

Read the OP, Torquie emailed his job some screenshots of him participating in the Kike Hate thread.

Dan came in to defend himself from da hate with a few alts.
He got thoroughly embarrassed.

Mew and Bam had a fun little side-fight.

Monday morning, Dan deleted everything so he probably had a chat with HR and may possibly be unemployed.

 

[captain_kamala]

So is this potato nigga still allowed to sling rubber dog shit or what? @Agent Torque Morgan comment?

I sure hope so it wouldn't be right if he lost his job

 

[guest]

what's really bizarre about Dan is that he only ever was popular as the irl guy on twitter fucking with Pat, not really for his contributions to the sub or the forum. if he had never conflated his irl presence with the sub or the forum, he could have had his cake and ate it too, including the podcast. we don't have a monopoly on patposting. most people like EVS, and EVS covers pat from time to time on livestreams, but if EVS started posting here and promoting himself, he'd be crucified in a week.

i thought when Dan did his comeback he'd be doing his own thing in his own corner of the internet, but he came right back to the forum and started it all over again lol

EVS already lurks here, at the very least. He's made tons of references and has used screenshots on Twitter that I took and posted here (hoohoo). Plus he's funny, so I doubt he's not already posting. Unlike former Insight Software employees, he doesn't have to let the world know it's him.

 

[NoBacon]

Not gonna lie, as much as I don’t want to be that guy, I am kind of hoping there’s more funny twists and turns with Dan and insightsoftware

 

[guest]

Both of them are here every day, at the same time.... and then Torquie suddenly spends a week in rehab, and De Lard goes missing for a week too. Torquie posts something here, a minute later De Lard upvotes it; and regularly happens the other way around, too. [URL='https://vocaroo.com/1bwPcbYGehDR']Also, Torquie posted audio of one of his friends...[/URL] and his accent shits out on the ing sound in Mullenstein. Lots of Aussies have trouble with N's and Ing's in other accents as they pronounce them weird, and you hear it in movies all the rime; De Lard has the same problem.

Maybe it's nothing, maybe they were just in the same rehab at the same time. And, maybe [URL='https://pfgforums.net/threads/im-so-sorry-insightsoftware-employees.24848/post-541753']Torquie's getting drunk at 9am on a weekday,[/URL] rather than after work, Australian Eastern Standard time. Funny that he and De lard went quiet at the same time this morning, though.

I'm probably wrong.

I did notice the accent too, but I also don't remember Torquie ever actually saying where he was from. The biggest thing for me is that Torquie is a skilled video editor, whereas Torquis de Lard didn't know how to record and post audio for his far-superior-to-NPS podcasts. I guess it could be the same guy, as I'll never rule out rampant autism from someone who posts here, but I really fawkin doubt it.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Not gonna lie, as much as I don’t want to be that guy, I am kind of hoping there’s more funny twists and turns with Dan and insightsoftware

My guess would be they’re going to tell him to knock it the fuck off, and that will be the end of it for awhile. Then Dan is going to miss his “crew” and fuck up. He’s going to try and post under an alt until someone notices it’s him. I suspected the missy muscles account for awhile, I just never dug deep enough. He really thinks he’s going to trick the autists who have it out for him, which is retarded. I’m honestly interested if he’s capable of leaving it alone.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I’m honestly interested if he’s capable of leaving it alone.

Lol good one. He’s going to end up with a Kiwi Farms thread soon.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Lol good one. He’s going to end up with a Kiwi Farms thread soon.

@Caverlock comment?

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

nobody even posts about Patrick anymore

 

[NoBacon]

My guess would be they’re going to tell him to knock it the fuck off, and that will be the end of it for awhile. Then Dan is going to miss his “crew” and fuck up. He’s going to try and post under an alt until someone notices it’s him. I suspected the missy muscles account for awhile, I just never dug deep enough. He really thinks he’s going to trick the autists who have it out for him, which is retarded. I’m honestly interested if he’s capable of leaving it alone.

Someone will get drunk or take drugs, and fire off more emails saying he raped them or sells child porn. It’s inevitable.

This is why you don’t act like Dan, someone will get blackout drunk and fuck with you even if they don’t really want to. It’s the nature of the beast.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Lol good one. He’s going to end up with a Kiwi Farms thread soon.

He can’t say he wasn’t warned. It was the first thing I said in his dumb comeback stream thread.

 

[guest]

Someone will get drunk or take drugs, and fire off more emails saying he raped them or sells child porn. It’s inevitable.

This is why you don’t act like Dan, someone will get blackout drunk and fuck with you even if they don’t really want to. It’s the nature of the beast.

"I blacked out" is code for "leave it alone"

 

[Imager]

Early in this thread he said he apologized. Obviously not true.

Is there any way he could come back now and have us accept him? I don't think so, but I also don't think that will stop him from trying.

Maybe if he gets cancer or something he'll do a philip marma and garner some sympathy from us. But I don't even think that would work.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Early in this thread he said he apologized. Obviously not true.

Is there any way he could come back now and have us accept him? I don't think so, but I also don't think that will stop him from trying.

Maybe if he gets cancer or something he'll do a philip marma and garner some sympathy from us. But I don't even think that would work.

I stated my terms, which seems like he didn’t follow through with. If he posts a recording of his firing I will laugh and bite my tongue. Then I’ll just wait until he makes a fool of himself again.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He can’t say he wasn’t warned. It was the first thing I said in his dumb comeback stream thread.

Thing is, KFers can get pretty protective of their favorite threads, and since day one of attention-starved Dan crashing Pat’s thread, he has been about as welcome there as Andrea Yates would be at a Mommy & Me bathtime event. Dan’s future as a beloved internet “comedian” is as secure as Jayne Mansfield’s career as a hat model. I hope he can still pick up some DoorDash shifts or something by the time this is over.

 

[guest]

nobody even posts about Patrick anymore

Who?

 

[NoBacon]

What’s that thing on kiwifarms on their rules page.

Lolcows are lolcows for a reason, if you want to help them, do it privately but it won’t achieve anything because they’re retards.

I’m paraphrasing obviously but it’s a good way to sum them up. Dan is a lolcow.

 

[Serious Business]

Is there any way he could come back now and have us accept him? I don't think so, but I also don't think that will stop him from trying.

No matter what happens he will always get fucked with if he doesn’t leave to never return. He could grow a spine of steel, get right with his job so they won’t care, prepare his wife for the bullshit she’s gonna deal with and post here like nothing bothers him. Theoretically that could inspire a few people’s respect or acceptance.

But there will always be the people that keep fucking with him

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Thing is, KFers can get pretty protective of their favorite threads, and since day one of attention-starved Dan crashing Pat’s thread, he has been about as welcome there as Andrea Yates would be at a Mommy & Me bathtime event. Dan’s future as a beloved internet “comedian” is as secure as Jayne Mansfield’s career as a hat model. I hope he can still pick up some DoorDash shifts or something by the time this is over.

 

[Jenna]

WWAW figuring out Dan's alts six months ago?