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Harry Kilmer said:
Damn @captain_kamala you’re kinda throwing the dude under the bus there.

Also I like how all these retards think the return address HAD TO BE REAL.

Guess what, you can just write ANYTHING you want there!
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DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA how much those dolls are worth? You have to have the return address in case anything goes wrong.

I do wish Dan would livestream the water cooler talk at his job today.
 
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[SIZE=26px]Welcome to the 52nd Page Episode Spectacular[/SIZE]

:dm_small: Where we reveal who is Dan Mullen's new account! :dm_small:


But first, a look at a poll created a few weeks ago, titled "Who's hotter? Dani Brand or Missy Muscles?"

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The results were obvious. A phat young chick who left Anthony, or a manly looking cunt who went back to Anthony? The majority of people had the correct taste:

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There was a prominent user who had shit taste, however. And that user's name? You guessed it...
Frank Stallone. I mean, Anonymous Rascal aka Dan Mullen:

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Dan the Missy Muscles fan. Whatever, I'm not here to judge what you're into. We all have our kinks. I'm into girls who wear cat costumes. :image_4159:

Anyway, literally the day Dan abandoned his SpringfieldDan account and turned it into Anonymous Rascal, another user showed up on the scene: Real Rock TV. Sign up date: August 15, 2021, but nobody had ever seen this user before.

His first post in over a month was in this thread, calling Torquie and the alliance "NEETS", making fun of people for not having jobs, abusing Mewler (but sticking up for Bam), calling people cucks, and most damingly: posting in the NFL thread (something Dan regularly posted in).

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This user is obviously Dan.

But alas, there is no real proof it's Dan. Strong evidence does not equal proof.

Ah well. I guess I'll be on my way.














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This user changed their username right before posting in this thread. They changed it to something O&A related, so nobody would suspect it was Dan, and privatized the option for us to see who they used to be.

Unfortunately, in a thread from months ago, somebody quoted their post, so their original username was still visible...


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Oopsie doodles.

Hi Dan, you fucking faggot. Now it only gets worse for you.
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RobertMewler said:
He (as Real Rock) wrote that "Dan" (meaning himself) simping for me was a case of yellow fever. Not a bad line honestly however... yesterday he turned around and called me the two-faced hypocrite. Like.. how many 'faces' does this tard have!?
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I have a question, Mewler: had Dan ever reached out to you during the self imposed exile? Or did he run off like a cunt?

Because this whole thing goes beyond even Pat's escapades.
 
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Patreeky said:
I’m sorry, who are you? Are you that Peter Gabriel fella?
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I do a killer version of "The Carpet Crawlers", now that you mention it.

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Nope, never contacted me once. Since you asked, what do you make of that?
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I'll go beyond me to my better half for this one.

After an efficient summation of these 60 pages of hell here, Gosia said the following (paraphrasing): where Patrick is the kind of person that just wants to be right, Dan strikes her as the kind of person who just wants to belong. He probably has a decent home life, job, maybe even personal connections, but he most likely finds it all bland. That would mean a place like this, with its boundary pushing and outlandish language, is the excitement he craves, like a safe space; somewhere that doesn't know how boring his life really is - or even how boring HE really is - and where he can cultivate the personality he actually wants by taking out his aggressions on another target.

She then got into some Freudian observation which I had to respectfully cut her off from, but the former leads to her point: Dan feels rejected by the one place he felt like he belonged, and rather than admit he acted in the wrong, he would prefer to keep going with his new personality instead of demonstrate humility. Ergo, the real Dan outside of here would never act the way he does on the Farm; we are his outlet for his impulses.

I love my woman, but she really can be quite verbose.
 
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