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Turk February

Turk February

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Dog Eater said:
I woke up this morning
with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think
it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out
when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next the morning,
I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it

First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place
where the party was
They hadn't seen it either

I asked them to check
the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I
leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it
pops up to let me know

I called a few people
who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being
without my penis for too long

It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to having to sit down
Every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast

Then as I walked down Second
Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used
books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it

I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but
I talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on

I was happy again, complete
People sometimes tell me
I should get it permanently
attached but I don't know
Even though sometimes
it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis
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I heard that song on college radio when I was 10 or 11 in the car on the way to school. Still love it.
 
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