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To get my walk on!
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you spelled "cock on!" wrongTo get my walk on!
You never leave it at home when you go on the bus? Just to make sure you don't lose it?My cocks always on me
I never use music I like as a ring tone anymore because I end up being annoyed by it. My ring tone used to be the guitar solo from Stokin' the Neighbors by Lagwagon and Verne Troyer cumming. I remember going to the drunk tank one night and people were calling me incessantly and the ringer was on full volume. It was fucking maddening.Do you use a generic alarm, Nigger Jim?
I personally use G Code by the Geto Boys to wake up
Blacking out on 12 beers? Rookie numbers.I don't know what the fuck is going on. It's 2am here. I woke up at 12am and I feel like I slept all night. I don't know when I went to sleep but it had to have been around 10. I drank 12 beers and had a big fire. I don't understand what the fuck is happening. I'm wide awake, totally sober and I feel great.
my ringtone used to be kernkraft 400 when I was a teenager and it permanently ruined the song for me. using anything but a default ringtone seems a bit embarrassing now, tbqhwyI never use music I like as a ring tone anymore because I end up being annoyed by it. My ring tone used to be the guitar solo from Stokin' the Neighbors by Lagwagon and Verne Troyer cumming. I remember going to the drunk tank one night and people were calling me incessantly and the ringer was on full volume. It was fucking maddening.
I woke up this morningMy cocks always on me
That is gonna be a nice fucken walk I’d be jealous but I’m going to the beach tomorrow.Putting shoes on now!
I didn't black out I just went to sleep.Blacking out on 12 beers? Rookie numbers.
You literally said that you don’t remember when you went to bed.I don't know when I went to sleep but it had to have been around 10. I drank 12 beers and had a big gay orgy.
I don't know what time it was. I remember doing it.You literally said that you don’t remember when you went to bed.
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