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If your house got destroyed by a tornado what forum member would you trust enough to stay with?

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
I'd probably sleep in any of your hallways and not be a bother and enter the actual living space.

If it was a situation where the individual is insistent on having me come inside, it would probably be Dre as he'd probably just give me a pillow and sheet and tell me to sleep on the couch.
Where do you poop?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
This might need it's own thread but there's 2 occasions where as an adult I shit myself in public and kind of cried. Full shits. Not sharts.
I was walking to my mom's house when I was sick one time and I felt an urgent diarrhea shit bubbling up. I could see the house so I tried to run to it. First stride, as soon as my foot hit the ground I released a full, messy shit in my pants. It was fucking everywhere. My mom was crying laughing at me.
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
I was walking to my mom's house when I was sick one time and I felt an urgent diarrhea shit bubbling up. I could see the house so I tried to run to it. First stride, as soon as my foot hit the ground I released a full, messy shit in my pants. It was fucking everywhere. My mom was crying laughing at me.
The time in Cheonan I was literally outside the bathroom playing darts with a girl. And had to go home cuz my pants were full of dookies.
 
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