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It's not, the refrigerator is from 2022
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If your house got destroyed by a tornado what forum member would you trust enough to stay with?
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Hang on dude. I got ms paint open. What year did you say?
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The fridge in my condo is newer than the Samsung in my house...
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Samsung. Got it. That's gunna be a lot of work. If only we could afford Photoshop.
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I'd probably sleep in any of your hallways and not be a bother and enter the actual living space.
If it was a situation where the individual is insistent on having me come inside, it would probably be Dre as he'd probably just give me a pillow and sheet and tell me to sleep on the couch.
If it was a situation where the individual is insistent on having me come inside, it would probably be Dre as he'd probably just give me a pillow and sheet and tell me to sleep on the couch.
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Where do you poop?
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No, Boq. It's not.
Now show us the warranty form for it with the make year edited (poorly). Fuck me are you stupid.
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There's like 3 or 4 guys on here who can take my bed. I don't mind the floor. It's not much but it's all I can offer.
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I'd offer a cup off coffee but I think I already gave that away.
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I'd hold it in and poop at Dunkin Donuts or McDonald's in the morning.
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Wait you can hold in poop? That's like a superpower. I just shit constantly.
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This might need it's own thread but there's 2 occasions where as an adult I shit myself in public and kind of cried. Full shits. Not sharts.
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I’ll take one of @whippinghuskies 4 properties
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I do it all the time.
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I was walking to my mom's house when I was sick one time and I felt an urgent diarrhea shit bubbling up. I could see the house so I tried to run to it. First stride, as soon as my foot hit the ground I released a full, messy shit in my pants. It was fucking everywhere. My mom was crying laughing at me.
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The time in Cheonan I was literally outside the bathroom playing darts with a girl. And had to go home cuz my pants were full of dookies.
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The other time I think I've discussed. Stone cold sober for months I got a sub. And shit myself. Had to walk 15 minutes in the freezing cold. Covered in shit.
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Sikh & you shall find
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The shit was freezing, abe. On my legs