If your house got destroyed by a tornado what forum member would you trust enough to stay with?

[Child..]

It's retro bitch. It's cool again.

It's not, the refrigerator is from 2022

 

[Turk February]

It's not, the refrigerator is from 2022

Hang on dude. I got ms paint open. What year did you say?

 

[Child..]

Hang on dude. I got ms paint open. What year did you say?

The fridge in my condo is newer than the Samsung in my house...

 

[Turk February]

The fridge in my condo is newer than the Samsung in my house...

Samsung. Got it. That's gunna be a lot of work. If only we could afford Photoshop.

 

[aRTie02150]

I'd probably sleep in any of your hallways and not be a bother and enter the actual living space.

If it was a situation where the individual is insistent on having me come inside, it would probably be Dre as he'd probably just give me a pillow and sheet and tell me to sleep on the couch.

 

[Turk February]

I'd probably sleep in any of your hallways and not be a bother and enter the actual living space.

If it was a situation where the individual is insistent on having me come inside, it would probably be Dre as he'd probably just give me a pillow and sheet and tell me to sleep on the couch.

Where do you poop?

 

[Sean Baird]

The fridge in my condo is newer than the Samsung in my house...

No, Boq. It's not.

Now show us the warranty form for it with the make year edited (poorly). Fuck me are you stupid.

 

[Turk February]

There's like 3 or 4 guys on here who can take my bed. I don't mind the floor. It's not much but it's all I can offer.

 

[Turk February]

I'd offer a cup off coffee but I think I already gave that away.

 

[aRTie02150]

Where do you poop?

I'd hold it in and poop at Dunkin Donuts or McDonald's in the morning.

 

[Turk February]

I'd hold it in and poop at Dunkin Donuts or McDonald's in the morning.

Wait you can hold in poop? That's like a superpower. I just shit constantly.

 

[Sean Baird]

Wait you can hold in poop? That's like a superpower. I just shit constantly.

I believe @chocolatehellhole is the resident expert on fecal retention.

 

[Turk February]

This might need it's own thread but there's 2 occasions where as an adult I shit myself in public and kind of cried. Full shits. Not sharts.

 

[Voscabulary]

I’ll take one of @whippinghuskies 4 properties

 

[aRTie02150]

Wait you can hold in poop? That's like a superpower. I just shit constantly.

I do it all the time.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This might need it's own thread but there's 2 occasions where as an adult I shit myself in public and kind of cried. Full shits. Not sharts.

I was walking to my mom's house when I was sick one time and I felt an urgent diarrhea shit bubbling up. I could see the house so I tried to run to it. First stride, as soon as my foot hit the ground I released a full, messy shit in my pants. It was fucking everywhere. My mom was crying laughing at me.

 

[Turk February]

I was walking to my mom's house when I was sick one time and I felt an urgent diarrhea shit bubbling up. I could see the house so I tried to run to it. First stride, as soon as my foot hit the ground I released a full, messy shit in my pants. It was fucking everywhere. My mom was crying laughing at me.

The time in Cheonan I was literally outside the bathroom playing darts with a girl. And had to go home cuz my pants were full of dookies.

 

[Turk February]

The other time I think I've discussed. Stone cold sober for months I got a sub. And shit myself. Had to walk 15 minutes in the freezing cold. Covered in shit.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

They all have swords. They're fucking Sikhs.

Sikh & you shall find

 

[Turk February]

The shit was freezing, abe. On my legs