If your house got destroyed by a tornado what forum member would you trust enough to stay with?

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Probably. I think my name was Sean or Shaun.

or Shawn ('cus ur bald)

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

She could get my sword, if ya know what i mean!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I was walking to my mom's house when I was sick one time and I felt an urgent diarrhea shit bubbling up. I could see the house so I tried to run to it. First stride, as soon as my foot hit the ground I released a full, messy shit in my pants. It was fucking everywhere. My mom was crying laughing at me.

You should definitely put her in a home

 

[johnnynoname]

Title.

Legit Reddit OP’ing

 

[Turk February]

Legit Reddit OP’ing

I actually think some of us did this on BBS boards as early as 1994. But yeah I guess it's pretty Reddit shit.

Edit 1: never be ashamed of your Reddit heritage.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I'd ride the tornado to the Merry Old Land of Oz and enslave Oompa Loompas, they could build me whatever sort of dwelling I wanted. Checkmate.

 

[Guest]

The only answer is Abe…As a matter of fact, @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda , If I pay like $300 can we have a sleepover? I could really use a mini vacation in the wilderness.

A weekend of shitting in rivers, royal rumbles with the local beavers and being nonstop blackout drunk would be fucking awesome.

P.s.

I see that this thread is somehow 6 fucking pages, is it worth reading?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I see that this thread is somehow 6 fucking pages, is it worth reading?

Any thread that more than one Canadian posts in gets derailed for a few pages just talking about Canada shit.

You should come for Canadian Thanksgiving. It's tomorrow. It's the most wonderful time of the year.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

@Nigger John

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I'd live in a shack at @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda mystical river. I would pay him by illegally removing any beaver that side eyes him, in a few years time the beavers would know know to never slap at any kayaks. I would have to get use to eating left over fish bones though. Oh, and try not freezing to death, I would have to avoid boq's pest catching unit during the summer too.

 

[Turk February]

Any thread that more than one Canadian posts in gets derailed for a few pages just talking about Canada shit.

You should come for Canadian Thanksgiving. It's tomorrow. It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Canadian hegemony. Fuck the Americans. Laura Secord them.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I'd probably take my chances in the fucking woods, to be honest.

I actually think some of us did this on BBS boards as early as 1994. But yeah I guess it's pretty Reddit shit.

Edit 1: never be ashamed of your Reddit heritage.

The vast majority of quintessentially Reddity things is shit they aped from others and co-opted. Evil can't create, only corrupt.

 

[Turk February]

I'd probably take my chances in the fucking woods, to be honest.


The vast majority of quintessentially Reddity things is shit they aped from others and co-opted. Evil can't create, only corrupt.

Don't walk into my tent. It's my home, bitch.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

It's not, the refrigerator is from 2022

That's the new status symbol. Sinks are out. It's all about what year your refrigerator is. I've got a 2016. Almost time to upgrade.

 

[Turk February]

Back to the topic I think I'm going to give @CQ Beans a shout out. He seems like a guy who'd shelter you. His house is probably filled with cans of beans and shit.

 

[CQ Beans]

Back to the topic I think I'm going to give @CQ Beans a shout out. He seems like a guy who'd shelter you. His house is probably filled with cans of beans and shit.

If I lived in a house filled with old bean cans I wouldn’t be on this forum. Just let me put it that way.