Before. The. Jacuzzi.you are gay as shit bro trying to bait other men to talk dirty to your gay ass
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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If you guys are really that thirsty...
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Hahahaha like id ever post nudes to a bunch of chumps.you are gay as shit bro trying to bait other men to talk dirty to your gay ass
xHamster
No thanks, I don't feel like getting blackmailed later.
Welp. You got caught. Now delete all those pics I sent you because those aren’t me either. Haha
wwawt big l?
vurry good imo
vurry good imo
What does that even mean? You got caught. Delete your account and try again.
Cunt - Anus
Fucker - Licker
The name was a goof on CuntFucker.
So yeah the cat's out of the bag now. This is WormKiller messing around on an alt because I wanted to see how many noobs and simps I could mess around with. I wanted a break from the constant Patrick monotony around here, and thought it actually might be fun. A few people were in on it (what did you think that fight between me and Kamala was real?)
But our little Pornhub sleuth over here had to fucking pearl harbor the bit after about a week of getting it up off the ground.
So yeah that was fun for the half a day that lasted. I guess let's go back to talking about Patrick again.
Fucker - Licker
The name was a goof on CuntFucker.
So yeah the cat's out of the bag now. This is WormKiller messing around on an alt because I wanted to see how many noobs and simps I could mess around with. I wanted a break from the constant Patrick monotony around here, and thought it actually might be fun. A few people were in on it (what did you think that fight between me and Kamala was real?)
But our little Pornhub sleuth over here had to fucking pearl harbor the bit after about a week of getting it up off the ground.
So yeah that was fun for the half a day that lasted. I guess let's go back to talking about Patrick again.
Let’s see your dick, faggot
well played dude. sorry for whatever role i had in ruining it.
gayer than carol, sorry wormkiller but this "bit" stunk
Are you aware of the autism here? How did you think you'd get away with this? It took less than 20 minutes and now you're pulling the old "heh, the joke is ON YOU guys."
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Already showed it.
You didn't ruin it you were the only one that made it better. The fake cat fight added some legitimacy to the alt. But we're not allowed to have nice things around here, we just have to talk about Patrick ad nauseam.
Oh man I'm bummed out. We could have did some great things to the new kids with this Alt.
It’s all part of da FAWKIN show. Your bit bombed and you take your FAWKIN lumps.
Where we at with da fezzies across the globe?
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It never got off the ground.
I'm not pulling the jokes on you guys I'm pulling the "God damn it I can't believe it got tanked that quick."
The potential if we all would have worked together to trick the newer and more gullible users into thinking that alt was some slutty chick who sends nudes only for them to get their eyeballs filled with goatse and tub girl would have been great.
Oh well, back to talking about Patrick day in and day out.
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> ad nauseam
At least you can spell Latin words without fucking it up.
At least you can spell Latin words without fucking it up.
firsht of all, edit the picture so it's not easily traceable, second, no cunt is showing their cunt that easy, THIRD OF ALL, knock knock "who's there", boo, "boo who?" why you crying haha
your lazy as hell mate you couldve flipped the photo mate it takes like 10 seconds, dont blame me cuz i will murder you in ur sleep ok?
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If I wouldn't have gotten greedy with posting a random nude, I think this would have worked because I was privately messaging people one at a time and letting them know it was me. This was supposed to be a long term thing to fuck with the people who just got checkmarked. I got greedy though.
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Nice commitment to the bit, stupid.