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I wanna see the debtor's movie!

Faggot Boqposter

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Alright. Heres my theory based on no legal knowledge whats so ever.

Quashed the amortization for divorce.

Niki went into the debtors exam. She agreed to the plan. The lawyers were her mothers. Pat was drinking at a bar and lurking in alleyways. After she agreed to the payment plan she shut her business down.

“Duhhh but Wisconsin law says any debts incurred during the marriage are split so either way shes fucked”

Except she’s not, child.
“Furthermore, a spouse can contest liability for debts that were clearly not incurred “in the interest of the marriage or the family.” It's important to understand, however, that the burden of evidence is on the contesting spouse.”

Keep in mind, since she agreed to the plan Pat has been threatened with another lawsuit for his retarded Leslie fight and making shitty chairs. Niki is done.
It’s a good theory. There’s no way Patrick would spend the money on lawyers for this even if he had it.

If Niki needs any help with evidence gathering for contesting liability, I’m sure her lawyers would have plenty of volunteers
 
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Harry Powell

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Alright. Heres my theory based on no legal knowledge whats so ever.

Quashed the amortization for divorce.

Niki went into the debtors exam. She agreed to the plan. The lawyers were her mothers. Pat was drinking at a bar and lurking in alleyways. After she agreed to the payment plan she shut her business down.

“Duhhh but Wisconsin law says any debts incurred during the marriage are split so either way shes fucked”

Except she’s not, child.
“Furthermore, a spouse can contest liability for debts that were clearly not incurred “in the interest of the marriage or the family.” It's important to understand, however, that the burden of evidence is on the contesting spouse.”

Keep in mind, since she agreed to the plan Pat has been threatened with another lawsuit for his retarded Leslie fight and making shitty chairs. Niki is done.

I wonder if Nikki and Lynne would like to know this information, via group text with Patrick.
 

TorqueWheeler

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If I'm not mistaken, this was filed something like 2 days after Patrick skipped the debtor's exam, and apparently Patrick called up the commissioner with a sob story about why he was unable to make it. Maybe the entire point of this was to avoid getting a bench warrant and/or be forced to sit down and disclose his finances. And of course hope beyond hope that in that time, Quasi and all of us are arrested and imprisoned for felony laughing at a fat retarded faggot.
Even though he tweeted from the bar while it was happening? lol what a fat dope.
 

Mike Glyer

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I bet Joe Cumia would like to be kept up to date too.
I wonder if Joe watches the glow of the atom bombs being dropped on Fatso every so often from afar and just thinks "Thank God they stopped fucking with me." Pat gets thoroughly embarrassed (if he feels that emotion) monthly with something a rascal digs up and throws in his fat face.
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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The level of embarrassment he should feel from making his own comedy album cover art before he'd even gotten past open mics is really underrated. His giant stupid head and terrible haircut are also hilarious.
His body is so fucking odd but his head is the most bizarre part of it. I would pay to see a fMRI scan of his entire head just to see the reason why it's so fucking huge.
 

Jenna

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The level of embarrassment he should feel from making his own comedy album cover art before he'd even gotten past open mics is really underrated. His giant stupid head and terrible haircut are also hilarious.

He had established himself as a celebrity so you should already recognize what the back of his head looks like.
 

Bin_The_Blacks

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To defeat a pig...you must...be like water or sumthin.
 

Prison Enjoyer

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Case status updated; Yep, Mammoth Cock Mont dropped them as clients like a hot potato. No amortization for them. The ball game is now wide-open for Jerry Jen to rip down his zipper on his dress pants and just get onto fucking them in already (finally); this was their big opportunity to "get out of it" easily and Pat of course said no.
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I see no reason why Quasi shouldn't call up a seedy Italian-American debt collection firm tomorrow and get a couple big guys in undershirts to show up on Pat's doorstep at 7 AM next week with a tow truck and beat the FUCK of him if he tries to intervene with towing Susan away to satisfy a small part of the debt.

I'm in the same camp as others in this thread in just having a gut feeling that something big is coming, I have to imagine that Jerry completely predicted Mont backing out and is himself about to strike; SpaceEdge's cryopreservation for the past month and that admin fella barely posting at all is a big support.
 
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Case status updated; Yep, Mammoth Cock Mont dropped them as clients like a hot potato. No amortization for them. The ball game is now wide-open for Jerry Jen to rip down his zipper on his dress pants and just get onto fucking them in already (finally); this was their big opportunity to "get out of it" easily and Pat of course said no.
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I see no reason why Quasi shouldn't call up a seedy Italian-American debt collection firm tomorrow and get a couple big guys in undershirts to show up on Pat's doorstep at 7 AM next week with a tow truck and beat the FUCK of him if he tries to intervene with towing Susan away to satisfy a small part of the debt.

I'm in the same camp as others in this thread in just having a gut feeling that something big is coming, I have to imagine that Jerry completely predicted Mont backing out and is himself about to strike; SpaceEdge's cryopreservation for the past month and that admin fella barely posting at all is a big support.
Jerry Jen's going to stick his 4 inch penis (very large for an asian man) straight down the Pigman's throat and make him squeal.
 

Prison Enjoyer

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Jerry can now move forward with garnishing, liens, asking the sheriff to take Susan, etc. All this was PAUSED 60 days ago under the guise that Niki actually had intentions to enter a payment plan.

Lets not swallow stupid pills here. That Quasi guy has always said it's all about the long-game. Nothing happened in the 4.5 months between Jenuary 6th and the amortization filing/exam in April; the 'pause' period changed nothing.

garnishing, liens

There is nothing to garnish. Both of them are unemployed; Fat sells almost no books and Niki only does some part-time volunteering. As for the house lien, Fatty has no interest in selling the hovel, and making them rent 1/2 of it isn't much of a 'win', for neither satisfying the debt nor the rib quotas of show management.

Collecting from them is like collecting from a Soprano; they clearly have tons of assets/cash (in their case, from Lynn) but little/zero on-paper income nor assets in their name. There's no easy legal way for Quasi to collect from them aside from going gung-ho and seizing their physical assets. It's been 1.5 years and Pat still hasn't paid a penny; it's admirable that Jen took the honest nice-guy route, just trying to get his client his money back, but it just doesn't work with this kind of debtor. Hoodniggers, organized crime group members, drug dealing spics, and Piggy are all in the same legal league and near-impossible to collect from for creditors. Time to take the gloves off.

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Harry Powell

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Lets not swallow stupid pills here. That Quasi guy has always said it's all about the long-game. Nothing happened in the 4.5 months between Jenuary 6th and the amortization filing/exam in April; the 'pause' period changed nothing.



There is nothing to garnish. Both of them are unemployed; Fat sells almost no books and Niki only does some part-time volunteering. As for the house lien, Fatty has no interest in selling the hovel, and making them rent 1/2 of it isn't much of a 'win', for neither satisfying the debt nor the rib quotas of show management.

Collecting from them is like collecting from an Italian mobster; they clearly have tons of assets/cash (in their case, from Lynn) but zero on-paper income nor assets. There's no easy legal way for Quasi to collect from them aside from going gung-ho and seizing their physical assets. It's been 1.5 years and Pat still hasn't paid a penny; it's admirable that Jen took the honest nice-guy route, just trying to get his client his money back, but it just doesn't work with this kind of debtor. Hoodniggers, organized crime members, drug dealing spics, and Piggy are all in the same legal league and near-impossible to collect from. Time to take the gloves off.
I’ve heard there’s been an increase in ice cream truck music in the area. Gears May be in motion.
 

RickReternal

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I wonder if Joe watches the glow of the atom bombs being dropped on Fatso every so often from afar and just thinks "Thank God they stopped fucking with me." Pat gets thoroughly embarrassed (if he feels that emotion) monthly with something a rascal digs up and throws in his fat face.
I was surprised to hear that Cumia talked to Porsalin for the Tomlinson doc. I would think he would steer well clear of the topic. He’s out!
 

WifeStoreWill

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how mcuh did Lynne have to pay trustee Mont and the lawyer to buy 60 days of time? did this charade even make economical sense?
She’s probably livid, I doubt she knew this would happen. Obviously he didn’t give her all the facts or he intentionally torpedoed it with some “I’m not paying my abuser” shit.
 
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