I wanna see the debtor's movie!

[MrRetardo]

What is up with her left eye?

Her nose is also fucked up. probably a serious car accident or something.

 

[Pat the Simp]

Her nose is also fucked up. probably a serious car accident or something.

Poor thing, God be with her, no bs.

 

[VizioDash]

Just reading the transcripts of the lawyers reading tweets and texts in court will shatter ribs.
Who will make an appearance? Stealthy toilet? Prison enjoyer? Varsity Kyle? It's anyone guess. But I know it'll be hilarious.

"Your honor, Mr. Tomlinson has repeatedly claimed he will not pay his debts during his numerous conversations with Biscuit the puppy. Biscuit is a 10 year old Cavachon that Mr. Tomlinson has been friends with for a few months now."

 

[Carol's Stink Blaster]

Brinto 2.0

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I'm way behind due to Boq posting, I'm gonna go ahead and say he looks like he sucks a lot of dicks

 

[Pat the Simp]

Not photoshopped

Kinda looks like Mama Fratelli from the Goonies.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

That's a COMPLIMENT. I was being NICE

I WAS TRYNA SAY SUMTIN POSITIVE, CUZ SHE'S YA FRIEND!

 

[MonsterSteve]

Oh no. Meghan, wha happen?

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She did in 1 day what Rick never did. I guess she let the idiots win. How could she let you down like that PatRick?

 

[SFWA liaison]

Can't believe she allowed the terrorists to control the narrative on xitter, Pat is going to submit a complaint to the bar (Hoolis).

 

[MonsterSteve]

Anyone else pulling an all nighter for this fabulous event? I bet Rick is sweating from the heat in his shitty no central air half hovel under his comfy fart blankey watching Lord of the RIngs for the 11th time.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Anyone else pulling an all nighter for this fabulous event?

My day starts when Piggyboy's life comes to an end so I get to have a full night of sleep. I can only imagine what flop sweat and no underwear is going to do to Rick's pile of hay as he's tossing and turning all night.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

My day starts when Piggyboy's life comes to an end so I get to have a full night of sleep. I can only imagine what flop sweat and no underwear is going to do to Rick's pile of hay as he's tossing and turning all night.

I bet he is torn with getting drunk and watching the republican debate and trying not to show up hungover to court in the morning

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Tickled my funny bone
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My rib doctor says thanks you, @stealthyjihadi

 

[CompoundBasement]

I bet he is torn with getting drunk and watching the republican debate and trying not to show up hungover to court in the morning

He probably convinced himself he'd be granted a continuance prior to tomorrow's hearing after he retained those bargain basement lawyers. He was very sure of himself with his hundreds of "nothing happens on the 24th" replies for a month. Reality is kicking in that his hearing is still on the docket for tomorrow so now he needs to self soothe with a new coping strategy.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Exactly 12 hours until Pats first contempt court date.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

And yet in the country where the language was created, if you said "I went to the hospital," you'd get a polite smile while the person thought to themselves "daft yank cunt."

Our accent is closer to the original than yours.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Exactly 12 hours until Pats first contempt court date.

I hear drums.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I hear drums.

 

[HeyItsVos]

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Pat’s kind of like Chief from that show. Getting fatter every season, more bitter, and in a loveless marriage.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

You didn't want to do this one as Ray?

That’s just hurtful, sir.