I wanna see the debtor's movie!

[Slackjawed Cow]

Just imagine what these lawyers find out about their client once they start going down the rabbit hole. "Sure he is getting bullied online but boy is he an asshole."

 

[guest]

She's got permanent "what's that smell?" face

 

[Will Tate]

And yet in the country where the language was created, if you said "I went to the hospital," you'd get a polite smile while the person thought to themselves "daft yank cunt."

Yeah but who gives a shit what a limey thinks? Checkmate, Nigel.
I'm just joshin ya big guy, love you, love the show.

 

[guest]

I need to take a dump. I'm going to go to bathroom.

Yes. In that example, presumably the person saying it and whoever he was addressing both knew which "bathroom" (a hint to America's puritanical beginnings - are you shitting in the bath? No. Just say lavatory or toilet. No one will blush) they were talking about. So you add the definite article "the" to give the noun definite meaning. If they didn't know where the nearest shitter was, they'd have to use an indefinite article "I need to find a bathroom at once. I need to take a dump."

 

[fricklefrackle]

Just imagine what these lawyers find out about their client once they start going down the rabbit hole. "Sure he is getting bullied online but boy is he an asshole."

I'm pretty sure they've been informed

 

[HeyItsVos]

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Liar whore! Liar whore and you know it!

 

[BoomerSperg]

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I think she might be loying.

 

[guest]

Yeah but who gives a shit what a limey thinks? Checkmate, Nigel.
I'm just joshin ya big guy, love you, love the show.

The only offence taken is that you'd ever think my name could possibly be Nigel.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Yes. In that example, presumably the person saying it and whoever he was addressing both knew which "bathroom" (a hint to America's puritanical beginnings - are you shitting in the bath? No. Just say lavatory or toilet. No one will blush) they were talking about. So you add the definite article "the" to give the noun definite meaning. If they didn't know where the nearest shitter was, they'd have to use an indefinite article "I need to find a bathroom at once. I need to take a dump."

I thought you blokes called it a "loo." Or is that just an Aussie thing?

 

[guest]

I thought you blokes called it a "loo." Or is that just an Aussie thing?

It's a bit twee to say "loo." I've always thought it's more of a kids word. I know plenty of people who say it though, family included. Better words are "bog" or "khazi."

 

[BoomerSperg]

What? At best he gets a few thousand in interest. At best. But has lost a significant amount of time dealing with this. Its just his attorney fees. that's assuming he gets 100% of his attorney fees back, but that is not likely. No, a negative ROI isn't good.

What if the real fees were all the laughs Quasi had along the way though

 

[guest]

If you said “I went to hospital” in North America you’d be viewed as a faggot unless you were a foreigner. Then you’d be viewed as someone who spoke banana boat English.

So so so so so . . . speech makes you a faggot?

The difference is that school and church are or were regularly scheduled activities. Therefore "He went to school. He went to church." But if school wasn't in session or it wasn't Sunday it would "we're going to the school. we're going to the church." "Hospital is not a regularly scheduled activity I hope for you so it's "We're going to THE hospital! Which one? The closest fucking one, hurry!" I love this.

 

[guest]

God is a Pat poster. There isn't a better match of client and litigator

Edit I'm retard

With Niki in charge it's litigator and nigger later, if you know what I'm sayin.

He'll inflate her. Is what I'm sayin.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Yes. In that example, presumably the person saying it and whoever he was addressing both knew which "bathroom" (a hint to America's puritanical beginnings - are you shitting in the bath? No. Just say lavatory or toilet. No one will blush) they were talking about. So you add the definite article "the" to give the noun definite meaning. If they didn't know where the nearest shitter was, they'd have to use an indefinite article "I need to find a bathroom at once. I need to take a dump."

We say "il bagno"... which can mean the bathroom or the bath, which we don't shit in. We love bidets. Very clean assholes.

 

[MonsterSteve]

To be fair to her, she doesn't know she's dealing with a fat faggot with bitch tits yet. She'll figure it out. You know he came in lying telling them all about the stalkers and making up shit that never happened and he refuses to pay money to the people who stlaked him etc.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Is the hearing still happening tomorrow? Or are the new lawyers speaking in place for pig?

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Mr. Tomlinson, you're in luck! Your contempt of court charge is just what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice!

Mr Tomlinson, I dont use the word fat liar much, but you... are the greatest fat liar in American history.

 

[Jenna]

All female lawyers who stand opposed to Onaforums are blessed with happy and fulfilling marriages.

Except Norma Buster. She's just a paralegal so she's doomed to onlyfans and threesomes with couples who swing.

 

[fricklefrackle]

wtf is that guy doing

 

[RoxburyRick]

Is the hearing still happening tomorrow? Or are the new lawyers speaking in place for pig?

I would think (ianal) he would have to appear as long as Sosnay doesn't rule beforehand for a continuance, which I'm not even sure he can make a ruling like that without counsel present and on the record