I've never seen one in my life. I didn't even think we had the fuckers around here. I wonder what exciting discoveries tomorrow holds.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I saw a possum today
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Isn’t this a Louis Spic routine?
I don't know. I actually saw a gross little possum though.
Apparently they're really cool to raise and have lots of personality if you can commit to it (yet they only live to about two years):
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Awesome possum
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How people find them cute boggles me...they are very creepy looking.
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They're scary looking but pretty harmless and take care of a bunch of critters.
They're real ass dudes. Plus it's our marsupial.
They're real ass dudes. Plus it's our marsupial.
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Lifeless eyes. Black eyes..like a DOLL's eyes
(Dan, that's ONA referencing the movie JAWS, reference).
My cousin had a skunk at one point and that was kind of cool. It was a lardass. I watch a YouTube channel that's just some guy running an animal sanctuary from his yard and he's always got a possum on his shoulder. He says the thing just annihilates rodents and it does seem cuddly. The guy also has some big crazy bird named Kevin that he has to literally physically fight all the time too. Every time he turns his back the thing tries to attack him so he carries a garbage can lid and uses it like a shield and bashes the bird in the head with it.
CUTIE!
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Dont they give you 'otherwordly' or like a primeval vibe? They look like proto-rodents.
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Thank you! Oh, you’re talking about the possum…
Yes they do but once you cross that mental barrier and open up to the cuteness you are all in. The one in Patreeky's pic is so cute with his lil cross-eyed, dopie expression.
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Ok now you ARE talking about me!
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only marsupial in north america