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" I moved to Boston and had sex with as many girls as possible."

Dummy Gaynuts

Dummy Gaynuts

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Little did they know those people were Mexicans and the magazines were in Spanish.

"Would je look at dat, Padraig, the writing's all funny"
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Nigga you know an irishman can't differentiate written languages, they're illiterate. They probably wanted the cologne and perfume samples to use as gifts for ma and da back in the shire
 
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(Bolded part): That there Phoenician influences on the Celts. Israelites do the same thing.
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I've forgotten the name of the Arab cartographer, but it was one of the real men that they based Anthony Banderas's character in the 13th Warrior on.

The guy travelled to Ireland and was repulsed to learn that the natives preferred buggering each other to having sex with some of the most beautiful women he'd ever seen. He noted that they almost begrudgingly slept with their women to keep their tribe going, but their real enthusiasm was reserved for fighting and fucking each other.

No wonder they needed such a strict Catholic Church.
 
RaggotFetard

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Flav probably wants to kill herself everyday

Then she FaceTimes her mom and sees one dirty sink with muddy water and tolerates living and or being fucked by dan mullen

You guy think dan hits her g-spot like wanderlei and joão did?
do the irish fuck with skill and enthusiasm?

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This is Brazilian soccer superstar, Adriano. Threw away his career cus he wouldn’t stop drinking and partying. Now he gets his haircut in a favela.
 
PickleRickle

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I've forgotten the name of the Arab cartographer, but it was one of the real men that they based Anthony Banderas's character in the 13th Warrior on.

The guy travelled to Ireland and was repulsed to learn that the natives preferred buggering each other to having sex with some of the most beautiful women he'd ever seen. He noted that they almost begrudgingly slept with their women to keep their tribe going, but their real enthusiasm was reserved for fighting and fucking each other.

No wonder they needed such a strict Catholic Church.
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Ibn something. That movie is the shit. Bulywyf (bullvai) is one cool ass dude.
 
RapistWithHIV

RapistWithHIV

With Osteoporosis.
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AliceWorquer said:
Imagine if the best picture ever taken of you only looked half reasonable because you were pulling a retarded face.
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Wrong again, Funster. I am Mama Mullen's sweet baby rascal, stlaker child.

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