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Imagine if the best picture ever taken of you only looked half reasonable because you were pulling a retarded face.
Cut the Irish some slack, they couldn't even find a decent people to be colonized by.Some opinions about the Irish through the ages:
"Pope Adrian called the Irish a "rude and barbarous" nation. Thus, the Norman invasion of Ireland began in 1169 with the backing of the Papacy. Pope Alexander III, who was Pope at the time of the invasion, ratified the Laudabiliter and gave Henry dominion over Ireland. He likewise called the Irish a "barbarous nation" with "filthy practices".
Gerald of Wales accompanied King Henry's son, John, on his 1185 trip to Ireland.
Ireland, in his view, was rich; but the Irish were backward and lazy:
When it comes to Irish marital and sexual customs Gerald is even more biting: "This is a filthy people, wallowing in vice. They indulge in incest, for example in marrying – or rather debauching – the wives of their dead brothers". Even earlier than this Archbishop Anselm accused the Irish of wife swapping, "exchanging their wives as freely as other men exchange their horses".
The English official and renowned poet Edmund Spenser wrote "They are all papists by profession but in the same so blindingly and brutishly informed that you would rather think them atheists or infidels". In a "Brief Note on Ireland," Spenser argued that "Great force must be the instrument but famine must be the means, for till Ireland be famished it cannot be subdued. . . There can be no conformity of government where is no conformity of religion. . . There can be no sound agreement between two equal contraries viz: the English and Irish".
Anti-Irish sentiments in Victorian Britain and 19th century United States manifested themselves the stereotyping of the Irish as violent and alcoholic.Magazines such as Punch portrayed the Irish as having "bestial, ape-like or demonic features and the Irishman, (especially the political radical) was invariably given a long or prognathous jaw, the stigmata to the phrenologists of a lower evolutionary order, degeneracy, or criminality."
The American writer H. P. Lovecraft held very anti-Irish views. In 1921, concerning the possibility of an independent Irish state, he said the following: "If the Irish had the ‘right’ to independence they would possess it. If they ever gain it, they will possess it – until they lose it again. England has the right to rule because she does... It is not chance, but racial superiority, which has made the Briton supreme. Why have not the Irish conquered and colonized the earth if they be so deserving of regard? They are brainless canaille."
They only way he could have a genuinely good portrait is if he cut his head off.Imagine if the best picture ever taken of you only looked half reasonable because you were pulling a retarded face.
We colonised everyone, dear boy, America included. The revolutionary war wasn't won, it was decided that resuming commerce with our colonial cousins was preferable to further bloodshed.Cut the Irish some slack, they couldn't even find a decent people to be colonized by.
And that's why the world is a faggot.We colonised everyone, dear boy,
You're welcome.And that's why the world is a faggot.
I remember sitting in an Irish bar in Sunnyside and listening to a group of off-duty fresh-off-the-potato-boat irish construction workers talk about stealing magazines from people's mailboxesSome opinions about the Irish through the ages:
"Pope Adrian called the Irish a "rude and barbarous" nation. Thus, the Norman invasion of Ireland began in 1169 with the backing of the Papacy. Pope Alexander III, who was Pope at the time of the invasion, ratified the Laudabiliter and gave Henry dominion over Ireland. He likewise called the Irish a "barbarous nation" with "filthy practices".
Gerald of Wales accompanied King Henry's son, John, on his 1185 trip to Ireland.
Ireland, in his view, was rich; but the Irish were backward and lazy:
When it comes to Irish marital and sexual customs Gerald is even more biting: "This is a filthy people, wallowing in vice. They indulge in incest, for example in marrying – or rather debauching – the wives of their dead brothers". Even earlier than this Archbishop Anselm accused the Irish of wife swapping, "exchanging their wives as freely as other men exchange their horses".
The English official and renowned poet Edmund Spenser wrote "They are all papists by profession but in the same so blindingly and brutishly informed that you would rather think them atheists or infidels". In a "Brief Note on Ireland," Spenser argued that "Great force must be the instrument but famine must be the means, for till Ireland be famished it cannot be subdued. . . There can be no conformity of government where is no conformity of religion. . . There can be no sound agreement between two equal contraries viz: the English and Irish".
Anti-Irish sentiments in Victorian Britain and 19th century United States manifested themselves the stereotyping of the Irish as violent and alcoholic.Magazines such as Punch portrayed the Irish as having "bestial, ape-like or demonic features and the Irishman, (especially the political radical) was invariably given a long or prognathous jaw, the stigmata to the phrenologists of a lower evolutionary order, degeneracy, or criminality."
The American writer H. P. Lovecraft held very anti-Irish views. In 1921, concerning the possibility of an independent Irish state, he said the following: "If the Irish had the ‘right’ to independence they would possess it. If they ever gain it, they will possess it – until they lose it again. England has the right to rule because she does... It is not chance, but racial superiority, which has made the Briton supreme. Why have not the Irish conquered and colonized the earth if they be so deserving of regard? They are brainless canaille."
Little did they know those people were Mexicans and the magazines were in Spanish.I remember sitting in an Irish bar in Sunnyside and listening to a group of off-duty fresh-off-the-potato-boat irish construction workers talk about stealing magazines from people's mailboxes
A-Modest-Proposal.pdfSome opinions about the Irish through the ages:
"Pope Adrian called the Irish a "rude and barbarous" nation. Thus, the Norman invasion of Ireland began in 1169 with the backing of the Papacy. Pope Alexander III, who was Pope at the time of the invasion, ratified the Laudabiliter and gave Henry dominion over Ireland. He likewise called the Irish a "barbarous nation" with "filthy practices".
Gerald of Wales accompanied King Henry's son, John, on his 1185 trip to Ireland.
Ireland, in his view, was rich; but the Irish were backward and lazy:
When it comes to Irish marital and sexual customs Gerald is even more biting: "This is a filthy people, wallowing in vice. They indulge in incest, for example in marrying – or rather debauching – the wives of their dead brothers". Even earlier than this Archbishop Anselm accused the Irish of wife swapping, "exchanging their wives as freely as other men exchange their horses".
The English official and renowned poet Edmund Spenser wrote "They are all papists by profession but in the same so blindingly and brutishly informed that you would rather think them atheists or infidels". In a "Brief Note on Ireland," Spenser argued that "Great force must be the instrument but famine must be the means, for till Ireland be famished it cannot be subdued. . . There can be no conformity of government where is no conformity of religion. . . There can be no sound agreement between two equal contraries viz: the English and Irish".
Anti-Irish sentiments in Victorian Britain and 19th century United States manifested themselves the stereotyping of the Irish as violent and alcoholic.Magazines such as Punch portrayed the Irish as having "bestial, ape-like or demonic features and the Irishman, (especially the political radical) was invariably given a long or prognathous jaw, the stigmata to the phrenologists of a lower evolutionary order, degeneracy, or criminality."
The American writer H. P. Lovecraft held very anti-Irish views. In 1921, concerning the possibility of an independent Irish state, he said the following: "If the Irish had the ‘right’ to independence they would possess it. If they ever gain it, they will possess it – until they lose it again. England has the right to rule because she does... It is not chance, but racial superiority, which has made the Briton supreme. Why have not the Irish conquered and colonized the earth if they be so deserving of regard? They are brainless canaille."
Not satire though. I copy pasted it all from the "anti-irish sentiment" wiki page.A-Modest-Proposal.pdf
(Bolded part): That there Phoenician influences on the Celts. Israelites do the same thing.Some opinions about the Irish through the ages:
"Pope Adrian called the Irish a "rude and barbarous" nation. Thus, the [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_invasion_of_Ireland']Norman invasion of Ireland[/URL] began in 1169 with the backing of the Papacy. [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Alexander_III']Pope Alexander III[/URL], who was Pope at the time of the invasion, ratified the Laudabiliter and gave Henry dominion over Ireland. He likewise called the Irish a "barbarous nation" with "filthy practices".
[URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_of_Wales']Gerald of Wales[/URL] accompanied King Henry's son, [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John,_King_of_England']John[/URL], on his [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John%27s_first_expedition_to_Ireland']1185 trip to Ireland[/URL].
Ireland, in his view, was rich; but the Irish were backward and lazy:
When it comes to Irish marital and sexual customs Gerald is even more biting: "This is a filthy people, wallowing in vice. They indulge in [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incest']incest[/URL], for example in marrying – or rather debauching – the wives of their dead brothers". Even earlier than this [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archbishop_Anselm']Archbishop Anselm[/URL] accused the Irish of wife swapping, "exchanging their wives as freely as other men exchange their horses".
The English official and renowned poet [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmund_Spenser']Edmund Spenser[/URL] wrote "They are all [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papist']papists[/URL] by profession but in the same so blindingly and brutishly informed that you would rather think them atheists or infidels". In a "Brief Note on Ireland," Spenser argued that "Great force must be the instrument but famine must be the means, for till Ireland be famished it cannot be subdued. . . There can be no conformity of government where is no conformity of religion. . . There can be no sound agreement between two equal contraries viz: the English and Irish".
[URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Irish_sentiment#cite_note-Hastings_1997,_83-84-8']Anti-Irish sentiments in [/URL][URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victorian_era']Victorian[/URL] Britain and 19th century United States manifested themselves the [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_stereotype']stereotyping[/URL] of the Irish as violent and alcoholic.Magazines such as [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punch_(magazine)']Punch[/URL] portrayed the Irish as having "bestial, ape-like or demonic features and the Irishman, (especially the political radical) was invariably given a long or prognathous jaw, the stigmata to the phrenologists of a lower evolutionary order, degeneracy, or criminality."
The American writer [URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._P._Lovecraft']H. P. Lovecraft[/URL] held very anti-Irish views. In 1921, concerning the possibility of an independent Irish state, he said the following: "If the Irish had the ‘right’ to independence they would possess it. If they ever gain it, they will possess it – until they lose it again. England has the right to rule because she does... It is not chance, but racial superiority, which has made the Briton supreme. Why have not the Irish conquered and colonized the earth if they be so deserving of regard? They are brainless canaille."
The shock jock of his eraA-Modest-Proposal.pdf
Apologies but I don't recall who posted this enhanced version:
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Even with a slight stache, I'd throat fuck myself, truffster. Enjoy prison.
Their for low rent Favela trash to hold onto as their grind my angrily erect five inch penis into oblivion, ruthster.What's up with Dan's cheeks?
Even with a slight stache, I'd throat fuck myself, truffster. Enjoy prison.
Age and weight didn't matter. You cast a big net and your numbers will go up, brother. I've learned it from business.He did add the qualifier “as possible”
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