People can read fanfiction online for free, stupid, keep pretending you're even treading water while you're desperately throwing shit at the wall and hoping anything will stick.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
I love that he's wasting so much time on this
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After it gets rejected the new WIP is Easter Bunny teams up with pagan witches to find out where Jesus is buried to resurrect him and defeat the apricot antichrist. #amwriting #amretarded
I'm sure the literary agent has Pig's e-mails sent directly to their spam folder.
Writing a "sequel" to A fucking Christmas Carol at this point is every bit as hackneyed and clichéd as writing a Sherlock Holmes story set in modern times. It's obvious, played out, and fawking stupid.
But it got a whopping 17 Likes, so here we go....
But it got a whopping 17 Likes, so here we go....
He has it labeled “The pay no mind list”.
My WIP is Jesus Christ opens a small pizzeria in Sorrento, Italy and uses it as a front to sell heroin for la cosa nostra, in space.
It is crazy to me that he thinks this is a good idea. Set aside how terrible he is as a writer. No one gives a fuck about A Christmas Carol. That shit has been run into the ground. The Muppets did a version of A Christmas Carol thirty fucking years ago. This idea is a Dud On Arrival (DOA).
Let's see just how stupid this idea is
a month from now never heard from again, for being too smart of an idea
a month from now never heard from again, for being too smart of an idea
Like he was babbling about "Herd Immunity" daily a couple months ago, and now crickets there.
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Wasn't that basically House? Which I enjoyed. Or the actual Sherlock Holmes, like that bomb with Will Ferrell?
TIL that we don't actually know the building where Ebenezer Scrooge's private rooms were in A Christmas Carol.
I’m embarrassed for him for writing this. He’s a fictional character, “we” don’t know the buildings because Dickens never bothered giving a fictional character a fictional address.
I’m convinced Pat believes he was real and shares a house with Dracula, Santa Clause, Willy Wonka the Termination and Pats Twitter verification.
I’m embarrassed for him for writing this. He’s a fictional character, “we” don’t know the buildings because Dickens never bothered giving a fictional character a fictional address.
I’m convinced Pat believes he was real and shares a house with Dracula, Santa Clause, Willy Wonka the Termination and Pats Twitter verification.
There's at least two or three TV shows that are literally the character Sherlock Holmes in the 2000s era.
Real Sherlock. I remember being a kid and seeing the concept of Sherlock Holmes being awoken in the 20th century, and it was such a cool concept to me that it blew my mind (it was some TV movie).
Then I learned that it was all ready at that point it was all ready a hackneyed cliché that had been done to death.
Pat would think it's a fresh concept and spam his Twitter bots with increasingly pitiful updates about his WIP featuring Sherlock prowling TikTok for clues.
Those samples of him trying to write like Dickens were fucking excruciating to read. Try getting a grasp on basic modern English first, Fatso.
especially when the "author's" research consists
of reading wikipedia and watching a 30 minute pbs special on youtube.
I hated Dickens because he was a wordy cocksucker. Then I learned he used to get paid by the word.
Nobody pays Fatrick for his wordy dreck. The Hill, Tor, etc.
Nobody pays Fatrick for his wordy dreck. The Hill, Tor, etc.
Dickens would announce out his window how many words he had written that day to strangers who would ignore him.
I say! You there! Yes, the gentleman in the stovepipe hat! I have written five hundred words today! Quite the pretty penny it will earn me! I am now about to engage in amorous conduct with my bricky second wife!
And asking questions on fucking Twitter. Mother fucker needs to give the bulk of the internet a writing credit at this point.
No one has ever wondered that. I just can't understand how that defective mind of his works.
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Did you know Dickens wrote Bleak House at his favorite watering hole, Ye Olde Hooligans?