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I hope Jake Paul accidentally kills Mike Tyson tonight

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Lamont & Tonelli said:
I worked a small promotion MMA fight a few months ago and the main event was hilarious. Bantamweight title fight, 5'4" Mexican vs 5'2" Filipino, about 180 total pounds combined, neither had enough mass to do any real damage to the other, lots of angry hugging and I'm pretty sure I saw some teabagging.
I hope Tyson accidentally rapes whichever Paul brother it is right there in the ring. Stupid first-name-for-a-last name-having faggots. When Mike gets arrested, he can say "Okay, okay. Thith time I did it, ya got me fair and thquare!"
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Steve Ramone said:
It's gonna be Jake Paul and Jon Jones winning the weekend because there is no god.
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Not holding my breath, but still watching in hopes of a Tyson win. No expecting it because a. he's 58, b. It's a paycheck for Tyson and another ego-bump for Paul, and c. Paul will prob. just try to drag it out and make Mike chase it, while wearing himself out. Not a boxing follower at all, but Tyson was a god when I was a kid. But how many of those went more than a couple of rounds?
 
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Rick Roblinson said:
I know this isn't on the same level but remember when Pacqiao and Mayweather finally fought and it FUCKING SUCKED?
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In MLB or NFL the two teams in the World Series or Super Bowl are usually two of the top teams in the entire league. Even if one team steamrolls the other both teams were at least trying to win. Boxing and MMA often have fights where neither the champion nor challenger are even attempting to do anything other than stall every round. There have been five round fights in the UFC where fighters literally did almost nothing like Adesanya versus Romero.
 
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In MLB or NFL the two teams in the World Series or Super Bowl are usually two of the top teams in the entire league. Even if one team steamrolls the other both teams were at least trying to win. Boxing and MMA often have fights where neither the champion nor challenger are even attempting to do anything other than stall every round. There have been five round fights in the UFC where fighters literally did almost nothing like Adesanya versus Romero.
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At least here (again, with my surface-level, by-osmosis exposure) it's in Tyson's best interest to end it early. If it gets dragged out (he has to chase it, and when he doesn't Paul will just tie him up 'til separated), it cannot good... I know nothing about Jake Paul, but I know that Tyson was like a shorted battery. Let all the juice out fast and blow shit up early. Then again, when he lost to Douglas that was a long one IIRC...

Whatever, I don't follow it, but can't wait.
 
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