I hope Jake Paul accidentally kills Mike Tyson tonight

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It'd be pretty funny to see the reactions if Jake Paul accidentally kills Mike Tyson in the ring. The world's favorite unpredictable drug addled rapist.

"He had a hard life! A bully pulled his pigeon's head off!"

I don't fucking care.

Is that why he likes pigeons so much? Like how DMX would run around with stray dogs because his mother neglected him.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Why has everyone seem to forgotten that Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist. Is being an uncharismatic douche now the worst crime in America?

I googled Zach Galifinakis because I forgot what movie he wouldn't do with Mel Gibson despite doing the hangover with Tyson and came across this reddit post



Second reply lmao

"Tyson served his time. It is not illegal to get out of prison (pay your debt to society) and not rape again just as it is not illegal to be a massive cock like Mel.

Mike has changed for the better, Mel has not."

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I googled Zach Galifinakis because I forgot what movie he wouldn't do with Mel Gibson despite doing the hangover with Tyson and came across this reddit post



Second reply lmao

I sincerely doubt that Tyson was actually guilty.

 

[NoBacon]

I fawkin’ love Tom Aspinall, I saw him fight live almost exactly a year ago. I thought Sergei was gonna knock his lights out, instead he ate a couple shots and knocked HIS ass out.

I was a big combat sports fan till I went live and I realised I’m too gay for it.

When you hear the punches land, and see the blood - it’s not good. It’s fawkin brutal tbchwy. It feels like a video game on tv.

 

[NoBacon]

I did some boxing and sparring and it fucked me up tbh.

It both instilled these different feelings.

1) confidence I’m not afraid to get hit and fight
2) terror at how easily you can get seriously fucked up from one thing, concussions and brain damage is no joke and anything can trigger it, any innocuous thing
3) terror ad how easily you can seriously fuck someone else up for the same reason

It’s good to know what you’re doing but only in serious self defence situations imo. Or just buy a gun.

 

[The Sue Deal]

I did some boxing and sparring and it fucked me up tbh.

It both instilled these different feelings.

1) confidence I’m not afraid to get hit and fight
2) terror at how easily you can get seriously fucked up from one thing, concussions and brain damage is no joke and anything can trigger it, any innocuous thing
3) terror ad how easily you can seriously fuck someone else up for the same reason

It’s good to know what you’re doing but only in serious self defence situations imo. Or just buy a gun.

Movies and professional fighting really make you think people can fight for longer than 2 minutes. The average person just needs one punch to the face and they’re fucked up.

 

[The Sue Deal]

It’s good to know what you’re doing but only in serious self defence situations imo. Or just buy a gun.

And even then boxing or MMA isn’t gonna help you in a self defense situation. Theres no world where you do a cool move, take the gun from a guy, and leg drop him. You’re better off putting your fingers in his fucking eyes and squeezing his nuts, aka shit they obviously don’t teach you in a dojo.

Or yeah you just get a gun.

 

[NoBacon]

Movies and professional fighting really make you think people can fight for longer than 2 minutes. The average person just needs one punch to the face and they’re fucked up.

I’m not trying to sound tough or invent a Norton backstory, just for context - I grew up in a bad area and was no stranger to muggings, beatings and bullying etc. I’ve had plenty of fight situations from childhood to late teens, and then organised training / sparring more recently.

The animal instinct of adrenaline and panic and all those things overwhelms most people, I’ve stood up to big dudes and fought them off and I’ll still get wobbly voice shakey if I’m confronted by someone I know 100% I would demolish and have no fear of at all.

It takes a certain kind of person to get used to that and control it completely.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Movies and professional fighting really make you think people can fight for longer than 2 minutes. The average person just needs one punch to the face and they’re fucked up.

Getting punched in the face hurts so bad. Guy who states the obvious.

 

[NoBacon]

Getting punched in the face hurts so bad. Guy who states the obvious.

It doesn’t though lol. It can fuck you up but does it hurt like banging your toes hurt? I don’t think so.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Getting punched in the face hurts so bad. Guy who states the obvious.

Did he not feel paaaaaaaaain when he was huuuuuuuurt.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Getting punched in the face hurts so bad. Guy who states the obvious.

I'd rather be punched in the face than a lot of things that happen to me all the time. Have you ever been in a fight? You feel nothing until like an hour later. The only time something hurts during a fight is being bitten.

 

[NoBacon]

I'd rather be punched in the face than a lot of things that happen to me all the time. Have you ever been in a fight? You feel nothing until like an hour later. The only time something hurts during a fight is being bitten.

Or anything involving your fun parts or liver shots

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The only time something hurts during a fight is being bitten.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Or anything involving your fun parts or liver shots

Good call, liver shots are fucking brutal. The same guy that bit my hand punched me in the dick too. I was lucky that he got mostly dick and very little balls. That guy was a fucking faggot piece of shit. He started the whole thing off by smoking me in the face with a skateboard, did all that other dirty shit and still got his ass beat with a bunch of witnesses to point and laugh at his fat ass while he literally ran away crying.

 

[NoBacon]

Good call, liver shots are fucking brutal. The same guy that bit my hand punched me in the dick too. I was lucky that he got mostly dick and very little balls. That guy was a fucking faggot piece of shit. He started the whole thing off by smoking me in the face with a skateboard, did all that other dirty shit and still got his ass beat with a bunch of witnesses to point and laugh at his fat ass while he literally ran away crying.

I don’t think I’ve experienced a liver shot, not a “real one” - but I’ve had it enough, and seen tough people crumble because of it, its involuntary - afaik you can’t do anything about it. When boxers lose that way and get accused of quitting it must be super annoying to deal with.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don’t think I’ve experienced a liver shot, not a “real one” - but I’ve had it enough, and seen tough people crumble because of it, its involuntary - afaik you can’t do anything about it. When boxers lose that way and get accused of quitting it must be super annoying to deal with.

It shuts your legs off and you get the white flash like you got rocked in the face

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It doesn’t though lol. It can fuck you up but does it hurt like banging your toes hurt? I don’t think so.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

What if it was Kike Tyson and he had a perfect 0-50 record because Jews can't fight

 

[Niggerotchi]

I don’t think I’ve experienced a liver shot, not a “real one” - but I’ve had it enough, and seen tough people crumble because of it, its involuntary - afaik you can’t do anything about it. When boxers lose that way and get accused of quitting it must be super annoying to deal with.

Bas Rutten liver shot compilation rules