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ThePepsiColaRapist

Dan doesn’t have a penis. I. Do.
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RobertMewler

Yeah, sure, asshole. Taking the subway to or from JFK is a long-ass trip (with multiple station changes). Nevermind you're also at the mercy of all the degenerates and mentally ill homeless nigs that have free reign to assault you. I've done that route back when I had no money and it was pretty brutal. No one who can cough up cab fare would do it and it's not an elitist thing either. It's a safety issue.
 

Jenna

God ❤️s Fags
Yeah, sure, asshole. Taking the subway to or from JFK is a long-ass trip (with multiple station changes). Nevermind you're also at the mercy of all the degenerates and mentally ill homeless nigs that have free reign to assault you. I've done that route back when I had no money and it was pretty brutal. No one who can cough up cab fare would do it and it's not an elitist thing either. It's a safety issue.

Calm down sugartits. It's literally one transfer at Jamaica to get from JFK to Penn Station. The mentally ill degenerates don't tend to ride the JFK Flyaway because they aren't flying anywhere.
 

RobertMewler

Calm down sugartits. It's literally one transfer at Jamaica to get from JFK to Penn Station. The mentally ill degenerates don't tend to ride the JFK Flyaway because they aren't flying anywhere.
You didn't take into account the additional train from your apartment to Penn Station, pal! The mentally ill degenerates ride the A train (the one that takes you to the AirTrain) all day every day. What a silly thing to argue about.
 

Jenna

God ❤️s Fags
You didn't take into account the additional train from your apartment to Penn Station, pal! The mentally ill degenerates ride the A train (the one that takes you to the AirTrain) all day every day. What a silly thing to argue about.

Mew clutching her purse in fear because some sleepy Patrice-looking TSA agent is taking the same train as her.
 
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