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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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I noticed that pot is way bigger in Canada. So my kid doesn't smoke at all, his friends started dabbling in grade 8, he had to switch friend groups last year all his old friends are basically stoner losers now in Ontario, meanwhile he's over here now and like none of his football teammates are smoking or if they are it's pretty subdued and not an identity thing. They take the football serious as their first thing. These 2 towns are pretty similar demographics too both Lake Huron farm towns just on opposite sides. It seems that the pot culture is just bigger in Ontario.
It is huge here. I'm SO glad that dabbing shit wasn't a big thing when I was a kid. I've still never even tried it because people just cough their ass off and then go retarded. It literally looks unpleasant.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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It is huge here. I'm SO glad that dabbing shit wasn't a big thing when I was a kid. I've still never even tried it because people just cough their ass off and then go retarded. It literally looks unpleasant.
It's an efficient way to blast your tolerance into orbit and ruin your appreciation for regular weed, Boss.
 

BUBBLER

I’m in a Long distance relationship with Mustard.
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I got maybe ten minutes of sleep last night due to the shits, but it's hitting me just now that I also didn't sleep because I ran out of weed. I still haven't got more so I'll likely sleep like complete shit again tonight. People who say you can't get addicted to weed are retards who generally smoke it constantly. When I don't have any, I'm a real irritable prick and it fucks my already fucked sleep patterns up worse. I need to get off everything and just be a normal faggot.
Between your alcoholism, poor diet, crazy girlfriends, and beef with wild animals I’m surprised you’re still alive.

You’re like the Canadian Lemmy.
 

BUBBLER

I’m in a Long distance relationship with Mustard.
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I work with this ex army guy who told me his stories, he got mail from a court case about an enlisted woman who was taking her rapists to trial from their time on base, asking if he knew anything and could he be a witness. He emailed saying he was sorry but he can’t recall anything and knows nothing, and then I asked him if that was true he laughed and said no she definitely got raped I just don’t care,

Good dude
. Apparently if he touches a drop of alcohol now he’d end up killing himself, he’s fully Morton about avoiding it.
You really are a POS…All this fake Jesus talk ya got going is going to come back around and bite you in the ass one day.
 

BUBBLER

I’m in a Long distance relationship with Mustard.
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Drinking is one of those things that I "consider the devil" and I really dislike drunks.

I have robbed several passed out drunks in my life and I don't feel bad for any of it. In fact, I feel as if they should be grateful because they can say they possibly learned a lesson from it. I also could have been a true psychopath and assault them as they're passed out because they would not be able to do a thing about it.

The latest one I robbed was a couple years ago. I took all of his money (only like $80) and threw his wallet and phone into the canal he was next to. Imagine if I was deranged and decided to throw HIM into the canal?

You rob people that are incapacitated and blame them for your crimes. You’re a selfish bum.
 

Rick Roblinson

Sausage-Fingered Vulgarian
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I got maybe ten minutes of sleep last night due to the shits, but it's hitting me just now that I also didn't sleep because I ran out of weed. I still haven't got more so I'll likely sleep like complete shit again tonight. People who say you can't get addicted to weed are retards who generally smoke it constantly. When I don't have any, I'm a real irritable prick and it fucks my already fucked sleep patterns up worse. I need to get off everything and just be a normal faggot.
You need to get back on the Sunshine and Daisies
 

Chive Turkey

Erock Army Deserter
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Here's to future ass cancer
I'll drink to yer ass!

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