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aRTie02150

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Drinking is one of those things that I "consider the devil" and I really dislike drunks.

I have robbed several passed out drunks in my life and I don't feel bad for any of it. In fact, I feel as if they should be grateful because they can say they possibly learned a lesson from it. I also could have been a true psychopath and assault them as they're passed out because they would not be able to do a thing about it.

The latest one I robbed was a couple years ago. I took all of his money (only like $80) and threw his wallet and phone into the canal he was next to. Imagine if I was deranged and decided to throw HIM into the canal?
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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Drinking is one of those things that I "consider the devil" and I really dislike drunks.

I have robbed several passed out drunks in my life and I don't feel bad for any of it. In fact, I feel as if they should be grateful because they can say they possibly learned a lesson from it. I also could have been a true psychopath and assault them as they're passed out because they would not be able to do a thing about it.

The latest one I robbed was a couple years ago. I took all of his money (only like $80) and threw his wallet and phone into the canal he was next to. Imagine if I was deranged and decided to throw HIM into the canal?
you're nothing if not merciful
 

Dummy Gaynuts

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Only drank socially until my very late 20s, then became a daily after-work drinker, veering on problem drinker. I've pretty much quit now though, although i did have two whiskey cocktails at a dinner last week. The majority of my family are alcoholics with more than a few having lost their lives to it so not drinking is the smart option
 

aRTie02150

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you're a mean man, what if I'd been making people happy all night & decide to have a quick power-nap before meeting a different buncha mates? Then I get robbed by some riccan, not cool. I might've had a bad day already:


Wear a sign or something and I'd leave you alone.
 

aRTie02150

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I don't get in those states anymore, but I'd be the classy-looking guy who just happens to be unconscious & profusely sweating
If that's the case just make sure you don't have too much cash on you. I would never touch someone's credit cards because I don't want to ruin their credit score and hurt their chances at getting loans and stuff. That's just mean.
 
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