How crazy have you been?

[ミスタースパーコル]

I actually have a blind friend. And I've learned to control my breath so she wouldn't know I'm around when she was bumming cigarettes.

Like hiding from a chinese vampire.

 

[We Have Everything]

What do you think you were like in a past life?

He was a professional Jazz finger snapper...always showing off his ability snap. You could be minding your business, making some quaint origami out of paper, this beatnik would show up and show off his hand/finger dexterity, people would curse under their breath of his tiresome mogging...


So now we're here with the karma and shit.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Patter and soycumstance is Turk's whole life.

 

[Turk February]

He was a professional Jazz finger snapper...always showing off his ability snap. You could be minding your business, making some quaint origami out of paper, this beatnik would show up and show off his hand/finger dexterity, people would curse under their breath of his tiresome mogging...


So now we're here with the karma and shit.

You know what's weird. I actually had to get quite good at origami as a teacher. I could probably still do a lot of it one handed.

 

[Turk February]

Patter and soycumstance is Turk's whole life.

How can you be so cruel and call yourself a Christian. I sense a bit of hypocrisy in you.

 

[We Have Everything]

How can you be so cruel and call yourself a Christian. I sense a bit of hypocrisy in you.

You two should have a Scripture-bee, I unironically think you know more bible stuff than him.

 

[Turk February]

You two should have a Scripture-bee, I unironically think you know more bible stuff than him.

Well if you knew the Bible faith alone is all it takes. You don't have to understand it. You two fags are going to heaven while I'll chill in hell with Kurt Cobain, Penn Jillette and a cat.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Well if you knew the Bible faith alone is all it takes. You don't have to understand it. You two fags are going to heaven while I'll chill in hell with Kurt Cobain, Penn Jillette and a cat.

What if hell had no alcohol or cigarettes? You’d be fucked

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

while I'll chill in hell with Kurt Cobain, Penn Jillette and a cat.

Time for me to repent because that sounds awful.

 

[Turk February]

What if hell had no alcohol or cigarettes? You’d be fucked

I could cope after a week. It's happened before.

 

[CQ Beans]

Probably still a faggot.

You shut that disrespectful mouth, Bonnie!

 

[We Have Everything]

I could cope after a week. It's happened before.

Jail? lol

 

[CQ Beans]

Probably some other arrangement of matter and circumstance. You can't deny that's all we are. And you can't deny that matter and circumstance can reform to make you again.

Nothing can ever truly be destroyed, that’s true. We all come from the stars. Great ‘stache, btw.

 

[Turk February]

Jail? lol

Rehab. I've never spent more than 12 hours in a jail. Maybe 16.

 

[Turk February]

Nothing can ever truly be destroyed, that’s true. We all come from the stars. Great ‘stache, btw.

Wait until I get my mullet, im like 95 percent sure I'm getting it. I'm gunna look like such a piece of shit.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You shut that disrespectful mouth, Bonnie!

I was talking about Turk not you.

 

[Turk February]

I was talking about Turk not you.

Me and @CQ Beans teamed up. We formed a band called Push To The Limit My Dinosaur. We play surf rock.

 

[CQ Beans]

Me and @CQ Beans teamed up. We formed a band called Push To The Limit My Dinosaur. We play surf rock.

Of course I play bass. I stink and I don’t like it.

 

[Turk February]

Of course I play bass. I stink and I don’t like it.

I just shake my ass on the surfboard while you do it. It's not a very good performance. But whatever. We sold out that Arts Center in Littleton.

 

[CQ Beans]

I was talking about Turk not you.

Yes, I know I was defending him. And you’ll shut your mouth when you’re in my office!