How crazy have you been?

[PogromStallone]

I was committed for a couple of days like three years ago. It sucked.

 

[Turk February]

I was committed for a couple of days like three years ago. It sucked.

You know when Black Earl got exposed for taking a girl out of the psychiatric ward and fucking her? I didn't fucking say a word cuz I was doing the same thing. Led to like a 5 year relationship.

 

[PickleRickle]

You know when Black Earl got exposed for taking a girl out of the psychiatric ward and fucking her? I didn't fucking say a word cuz I was doing the same thing. Led to like a 5 year relationship.

At what point did you realize you are living with a psychopathic bitch? How great was the sex?

 

[Toast]

4th grade I had enough of their shit and just left and started walking home from school. Home was 3-4 miles away past corn fields and shit so wasn't exactly an easy walk. Unfortunately/fortunately my mom drove by on the main 55mph road I was walking on and saw me and lost her fucking shit on me. Deservedly so.

 

[Turk February]

4th grade I had enough of their shit and just left and started walking home from school. Home was 3-4 miles away past corn fields and shit so wasn't exactly an easy walk. Unfortunately/fortunately my mom drove by on the main 55mph road I was walking on and saw me and lost her fucking shit on me. Deservedly so.

4-5 miles never bothered me but when I was 15 it was like -40 one day (fanheit or Celsius? Doesn't matter) I didn't have gloves. It fucking hurt a lot.

 

[Turk February]

At what point did you realize you are living with a psychopathic bitch? How great was the sex?

The sex was horrible but she was really really really pretty.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

On a scale of one to meth psychosis? 7 or 8. Even before and after the drugs I used to be plagued by horrible visions in my head at night - people being slaughtered, demonic entities, etc. Lots of voices telling me to kill myself, I'm a piece of shit, blah blah blah. When I was under the impression that it was all in my head it was a hopeless situation - how can you fight your own brain?

Luckily it wasn't in my head so when I started getting closer to God it all started to fade away. First step of being an orthodox catechumen is to be exorcised three times in the church during Liturgy. It's not a very dramatic thing (I suspect that somebody who's fully possessed wouldn't volunteer to stand in church) so I won't dwell on the ritual. Since then I haven't been prey to those attacks. Sometimes I get pretty disgusted with myself but I can tell that it's a rational self-assessment rather than the enemy trying to drag me to hell.

God is good.

 

[captain_kamala]

On a scale of one to meth psychosis? 7 or 8. Even before and after the drugs I used to be plagued by horrible visions in my head at night - people being slaughtered, demonic entities, etc. Lots of voices telling me to kill myself, I'm a piece of shit, blah blah blah. When I was under the impression that it was all in my head it was a hopeless situation - how can you fight your own brain?

Luckily it wasn't in my head so when I started getting closer to God it all started to fade away. First step of being an orthodox catechumen is to be exorcised three times in the church during Liturgy. It's not a very dramatic thing (I suspect that somebody who's fully possessed wouldn't volunteer to stand in church) so I won't dwell on the ritual. Since then I haven't been prey to those attacks. Sometimes I get pretty disgusted with myself but I can tell that it's a rational self-assessment rather than the enemy trying to drag me to hell.

God is good.

I have had a lot less craziness since I started keeping psalm 23 in my wallet. It works.

 

[Turk February]

I have had a lot less craziness since I started keeping psalm 23 in my wallet. It works.

I keep bombs 23 in my pocket. To remember how to fuck up posts.

 

[CQ Beans]

I keep bombs 23 in my pocket. To remember how to fuck up posts.

Does that really work?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I have had a lot less craziness since I started keeping psalm 23 in my wallet. It works.

Bless you, Bam. Read 22 in light of the new testament - always gives me chills.

 

[Turk February]

Does that really work?

Well it's a religious text. No one will agree on it one hundred percent. But I believe in my heart that it has made me better at being shit online. As God intended.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Does that really work?

Many schizophrenics and people who work with them swear by it.

 

[CQ Beans]

Well it's a religious text. No one will agree on it one hundred percent. But I believe in my heart that it has made me better at being shit online. As God intended.

Much thanks, Father Turk.

 

[CQ Beans]

Many schizophrenics and people who work with them swear by it.

How does it compare to cheap plastic spirits.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

How does it compare to cheap plastic spirits.

It's even cheaper and there's no hangover

 

[Turk February]

Much thanks, Father Turk.

May Christ pee in your garden. May ghosts only haunt your neighbors. May no one ever miss the toilet when they make dookies at your house on New Years. (A traditional prayer)

 

[Turk February]

I swear, Turry. You car crash me one more time, I have a friend in Victoria named Dan and he's way scrapper than me. I'll have him find you and rip your god damned feet off.

 

[CQ Beans]

May Christ pee in your garden. May ghosts only haunt your neighbors. May no one ever miss the toilet when they make dookies at your house on New Years. (A traditional prayer)

You are truly a frightening individual. God bless.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Sometimes I just brood for hours and hours.