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I’m going to have to mull this over.It's even cheaper and there's no hangover
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I’m going to have to mull this over.It's even cheaper and there's no hangover
Only those who do wrong should fear me. I don't believe in hell but I can subject a car crashed to one.You are truly a frightening individual. God bless.
You believe in reincarnation, correct?Only those who do wrong should fear me. I don't believe in hell but I can subject a car crashed to one.
I may go to prison but all of you will go to the morgueI swear, Turry. You car crash me one more time, I have a friend in Victoria named Dan and he's way scrapper than me. I'll have him find you and rip your god damned feet off.
The only thing he believes in is not believing in things. It's a performative contradiction but he doesn't believe in those either.You believe in reincarnation, correct?
Oh god. It's so over for you. Now what's you address, real name, and telephone number? He won't come upstairs for insurance reasons. But you will be murdered.I swear, Turry. You car crash me one more time, I have a friend in Victoria named Dan and he's way scrapper than me. I'll have him find you and rip your god damned feet off.
So if your question is is serious I've heard a compelling argument for reincarnation in the LiehZi I'm not sure I believe in it but it is certainly compelling.You believe in reincarnation, correct?
What do you think you were like in a past life?So if your question is is serious I've heard a compelling argument for reincarnation in the LiehZi I'm not sure I believe in it but it is certainly compelling.
Probably some other arrangement of matter and circumstance. You can't deny that's all we are. And you can't deny that matter and circumstance can reform to make you again.What do you think you were like in a past life?
Sometimes you're just rude for hours and hours.Sometimes I just brood for hours and hours.
I can deny that's all that we are. We're the only arrangements of matter and circumstances that can even say dumb shit like that.Probably some other arrangement of matter and circumstance. You can't deny that's all we are. And you can't deny that matter and circumstance can reform to make you again.
Probably still a faggot.What do you think you were like in a past life?
Matter = beer cans circumstance = homelessnessProbably some other arrangement of matter and circumstance. You can't deny that's all we are. And you can't deny that matter and circumstance can reform to make you again.
In a past life I was a samurai who cut your past life in half and pissed on your grave.Probably still a faggot.
Good luck holding a sword with one hand, you stupid faggot.In a past life I was a samurai who cut your past life in half and pissed on your grave.
I don't need a sword in this life. I'm no longer a samurai. I can get an AR 15. Hey, @chocolatehellhole how do I get an AR 15?Good luck holding a sword with one hand, you stupid faggot.
He could get in cripple fights with blind men.Good luck holding a sword with one hand, you stupid faggot.
I actually have a blind friend. And I've learned to control my breath so she wouldn't know I'm around when she was bumming cigarettes.He could get in cripple fights with blind men.
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