I used to work with a 400lber. One day I was outside work smoking cigarettes with this old timer and we see the fat guy pulling up in his Cadillac. The old man suddenly screams, "she's listing to port!" And I fawken died.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
How big is the fattest person you’ve ever known on a personal level?
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I imagine alot of you funsters have 300 lb sisters/moms (not kidding, the one I was referring to, her dad owned a fleet of trucks).
Anyway, being on top of her was like being on the top bunk of a bunk bed.
That picture was only taken like a year ago too. He gets noticeably bigger bi-weekly. He needs to do some sort of surgery but I don't know if he'd be able to lose the weight you need to lose before the surgery because he's addicted to eating.
One time on RAP Luis was rambling about junkies and he said to Zac "You're a drug guy but you don't have any real addictions" and Zac was like "Are you serious? I'm addicted to food, man. It's gonna kill me."
Dark skinned man has sex with fat white woman; news at 11.
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Big Indian fella, went about 6'3, 380. He could pick up a 200lb halibut and throw it into a box pretty easy.
'Liquor store owner' Indian or 'liquor store customer' Indian? I'm picturing a Chief Bromden type.
Natives would never work at the dock or for fisheries, they get jizya from the Feds...it must have been a Portly Punjabi
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Dot, not feather. Injuns don't tend to get that tall around here.
I remember seeing that pic in the Guinness Book of World Records as a curious lil' scamp in the late 80's. Pretty sure the photo is from the 70's, before this became every 10th American in most states.
Yep, world's fattest twins. I think it was the Guinness Book's most iconic picture from the '70s. That was the only book I liked reading in my elementary school library. Guinness eventually banned all the best freakshow categories, like the person who smoked the most cigarettes at the same time. It looked like a fuckin' smoldering tree trunk coming out of his mouth.
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You Came Up is a hilarious music video with him as an obese James Bond. Even when going for a joke he's clearly too fat to move much. Dying of a heart attack at 28 is crazy. Dying of a heart attack because you're 700 pounds is funny.
Just found out about the world's fattest fuck. Almost 3/4 ton! Nobody could ever pick up that pickup, but I'll bet he could roll some serious coal. I'm glad I didn't know him on a personal level.
Being 6'1" helps hide the weight.
Nice sarcasm stupid. But seriously, how the fuck could he drive a taxi even at his usual 800-900 lbs?
I don't even know how it would be possible. Obese people have weird ways of adapting though. I remember seeing a video about an obese taxi driver who had a groove in his stomach from where the steering wheel was constantly pressing into him and rubbing.
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One of my wife's former colleagues has an adult daughter who is a real ball of blubbery shit. I'd have to guess she's 5'5 max and probably close to 300 lbs. I saw her eat 2 hot dogs once. Disgusting. They just disappeared. When she got covid and was fine like a week later was the moment I was 100% convinced that the whole thing was overblown bullshit.
That's what would happen to your hot dog if you accidentally fucked her.