How big is the fattest person you’ve ever known on a personal level?

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I used to work with a 400lber. One day I was outside work smoking cigarettes with this old timer and we see the fat guy pulling up in his Cadillac. The old man suddenly screams, "she's listing to port!" And I fawken died.

 

[guest]

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I imagine alot of you funsters have 300 lb sisters/moms (not kidding, the one I was referring to, her dad owned a fleet of trucks).

Anyway, being on top of her was like being on the top bunk of a bunk bed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I mean… yeah. Like here you can obviously see he’s a fat fuck but you can’t really scale his size to anything to get a grasp. He’s bigger than you’d imagine he is from seeing just this picture. I’m surprised he’s even mobile still.

That picture was only taken like a year ago too. He gets noticeably bigger bi-weekly. He needs to do some sort of surgery but I don't know if he'd be able to lose the weight you need to lose before the surgery because he's addicted to eating.

One time on RAP Luis was rambling about junkies and he said to Zac "You're a drug guy but you don't have any real addictions" and Zac was like "Are you serious? I'm addicted to food, man. It's gonna kill me."

 

[N64 Cube]

I fucked a 280 pound fat bitch once.

My cousin’s first marriage was to some white trash pos that was easily over 400 pounds. Unemployed, sat around the house. Somehow found another broad to cheat with.

 

[Dog Eater]

I imagine alot of you funsters have 300 lb sisters/moms (not kidding, the one I was referring to, her dad owned a fleet of trucks).

Anyway, being on top of her was like being on the top bunk of a bunk bed.

Dark skinned man has sex with fat white woman; news at 11.

 

[guest]

Big Indian fella, went about 6'3, 380. He could pick up a 200lb halibut and throw it into a box pretty easy.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Big Indian fella, went about 6'3, 380. He could pick up a 200lb halibut and throw it into a box pretty easy.

'Liquor store owner' Indian or 'liquor store customer' Indian? I'm picturing a Chief Bromden type.

 

[guest]

'Liquor store owner' Indian or 'liquor store customer' Indian? I'm picturing a Chief Bromden type.

Natives would never work at the dock or for fisheries, they get jizya from the Feds...it must have been a Portly Punjabi

 

[guest]

'Liquor store owner' Indian or 'liquor store customer' Indian? I'm picturing a Chief Bromden type.

Dot, not feather. Injuns don't tend to get that tall around here.

 

[Phish]

A kid in my 4th grade class was so fat he had a medical pass to use the fucking elevator. 4th grade! Havent seen em in 20/30 years but I cant imagine hes gotten any better. He looked like AirSoftFatty at like 11 y/o.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

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Any of you genXfags remember where this pic is from?

I remember seeing that pic in the Guinness Book of World Records as a curious lil' scamp in the late 80's. Pretty sure the photo is from the 70's, before this became every 10th American in most states.

 

[Build Black Better]

I remember seeing that pic in the Guinness Book of World Records as a curious lil' scamp in the late 80's. Pretty sure the photo is from the 70's, before this became every 10th American in most states.

Yep, world's fattest twins. I think it was the Guinness Book's most iconic picture from the '70s. That was the only book I liked reading in my elementary school library. Guinness eventually banned all the best freakshow categories, like the person who smoked the most cigarettes at the same time. It looked like a fuckin' smoldering tree trunk coming out of his mouth.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

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Any of you genXfags remember where this pic is from?

The McGuire Twins - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The twins often used a finishing move called the "Tupelo Splash", which involved one of the twins diving belly-first onto a prone opponent; they would follow this with "The Steamroller", where the twin would roll back and forward over the opponent.

 

[Stent]

Big Pun's proportions are fucking hilarious and there's no fucking way he could wipe his own ass with his stubby little arms. In that one video when he rides a motorcycle it looks funny as shit too.

You Came Up is a hilarious music video with him as an obese James Bond. Even when going for a joke he's clearly too fat to move much. Dying of a heart attack at 28 is crazy. Dying of a heart attack because you're 700 pounds is funny.

 

[Build Black Better]

Just found out about the world's fattest fuck. Almost 3/4 ton! Nobody could ever pick up that pickup, but I'll bet he could roll some serious coal. I'm glad I didn't know him on a personal level.

 

[Stent]

Just found out about the world's fattest fuck. Almost 3/4 ton! Nobody could ever pick up that pickup, but I'll bet he could roll some serious coal. I'm glad I didn't know him on a personal level.

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Being 6'1" helps hide the weight.

 

[Build Black Better]

Being 6'1" helps hide the weight.

Nice sarcasm stupid. But seriously, how the fuck could he drive a taxi even at his usual 800-900 lbs?

 

[Stent]

Nice sarcasm stupid. But seriously, how the fuck could he drive a taxi even at his usual 800-900 lbs?

I don't even know how it would be possible. Obese people have weird ways of adapting though. I remember seeing a video about an obese taxi driver who had a groove in his stomach from where the steering wheel was constantly pressing into him and rubbing.

 

[guest]

One of my wife's former colleagues has an adult daughter who is a real ball of blubbery shit. I'd have to guess she's 5'5 max and probably close to 300 lbs. I saw her eat 2 hot dogs once. Disgusting. They just disappeared. When she got covid and was fine like a week later was the moment I was 100% convinced that the whole thing was overblown bullshit.

 

[Build Black Better]

300 lbs. I saw her eat 2 hot dogs once. Disgusting. They just disappeared.

That's what would happen to your hot dog if you accidentally fucked her.