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Highlights of the Sub?

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guest

Guest
I’m gonna list a few of the best moments we’ve ever had.

On the Old Sub:

-Getting Antwan Kumiya on Romanian News
-Getting Bro Joe on Peoples Court
-The KillaKun Debacle
-Getting Amy Schumers joke thievery viral

On this site:

-Joe Cumias DD214
-The Pat vs Quasi saga
-the Pat arrest tape
-the Pat vs Josiah tapes

What am i forgetting?
On this site:

-"Oh Danny Boy" thread...
 

Sue Lightning

Balconyster
For those around long enough, watching the site go from almost exclusively shitting on Opie with Anthony being down with the sub enough to do an AMA to the tide completely turning and driving Nana slowly insane really was something.
I can’t explain the experience of seeing how the sub transitioned from when Ant got fired and it was full support, to Opie & Jim fighting and everyone sucking Jim’s dick, to basically a complete collapse and obscurity for everyone involved with us hating all three of them for reasons that evolved over time:

Opie was constant and never changed. Jim was swift. Defended Schumers joke thievery, made his infamous “ANY of you COULD HAVE CALLED!” post, and stole $60,000 for the Chip cartoon. Anthony was the longest out of the 3 and it was his own fault more than any of them. He had the full support of everyone, and when he bombed at the Oinkerson Roast he couldn’t help himself. Rereading faggots on the sub back in that day try to give Anthony genuine advice and holding out hope he wasn’t a scumbag had a niggas ribs hurtin.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Donal Logue!
There's a lot that I miss from the sub. Pre-Pat, there was a little more randomness, like the Logan Lynn-ching, The Incredibly True Adventures of The Vizio Soundbar and his Magic Flying Quadan, SAMCRO vs. The People's Court, How to Bomb At A Roast Without Even Trying, Ride The (Sue) Lightning, The $60,000 Kickstarter Fugitive, "I Guess I Forgot To Laugh", "I'm Still Hilarious"... These are all fresh in my mind, and my memory is shit.

All of those laughs came from me discovering your sub accidentally. I have never looked back.
 
G

guest

Guest
I’m gonna list a few of the best moments we’ve ever had.

On the Old Sub:

-Getting Antwan Kumiya on Romanian News
-Getting Bro Joe on Peoples Court
-The KillaKun Debacle
-Getting Amy Schumers joke thievery viral

On this site:

-Joe Cumias DD214
-The Pat vs Quasi saga
-the Pat arrest tape
-the Pat vs Josiah tapes

What am i forgetting?
The Lappening
The Half Marathon investigation
Strictly Stalking
Traffic Court
Selling the compound (and that series of criticism of all the weird shit in the house)
WorldCon 2021
 
There's a lot that I miss from the sub. Pre-Pat, there was a little more randomness, like the Logan Lynn-ching, The Incredibly True Adventures of The Vizio Soundbar and his Magic Flying Quadan, SAMCRO vs. The People's Court, How to Bomb At A Roast Without Even Trying, Ride The (Sue) Lightning, The $60,000 Kickstarter Fugitive, "I Guess I Forgot To Laugh", "I'm Still Hilarious"... These are all fresh in my mind, and my memory is shit.

All of those laughs came from me discovering your sub accidentally. I have never looked back.
Yeah. I can't say I don't enjoy Patposting, but towards the end it was the overwhelming majority of the content and that kind of got old. Understandable, as his autism compelled him to respond to literally every provocation no matter how small, but that year or so before he and his comedy friends made themselves known was probably some of the most consistently funny material I'd seen since the heyday of Encyclopedia Dramatica. I don't think I'll ever live to see a firehose of comedic gold so consistent for the rest of my life.
 

DMAN

New York City
Fake Roland doesn't get credit for being a major red flag that the fanbase was a prawblem.

I can’t explain the experience of seeing how the sub transitioned from when Ant got fired and it was full support, to Opie & Jim fighting and everyone sucking Jim’s dick, to basically a complete collapse and obscurity for everyone involved with us hating all three of them for reasons that evolved over time:

My favorite was the night Anthony got fired, the sidebar image was changed to "Love Ya Miss Ya" with Cumia blended into a sunset.

Why did the little doggy company have to break up da show gwod damn it.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
I miss Joe's bumbling attempts to infiltrate the sub.

The best was his attempt at becoming one of the pests. What was it he said? Coming with unclenched hands or something equally buffoonish.
Hahahahahaha yes. He came back “fists unclenched” and “hat in hand” or some other boomer way of putting it. FUCK YOU, COLLEEN! This ain’t your show, FAGGOT!
 

IanHalperin

Hosting Brunch at a Night Club.
What was this about?
Don't remember all the details but there was a group on discord which Brian was a part of.
Gilgore didn't want anyone from the subreddit to know about his podcast so someone from that group started messing with him saying that they're gonna post it on reddit. Not knowing that they're joking Brian thought it'd be a good idea to beat them to the punch so he made a post doxxing himself and his podcast.
The sub was filled with Brian Gilgore posts for like a week.

 

RoSmokedCrack

I was chest-bumped, alroight!
Barnes and Noble

Cumia getting kicked out of his own failed book signing. Seeing "father of four" BroJoe humiliate himself for all to see on the sidewalk. And then Cumia hides all scared in the lobby till a dozen security and police escort him out past the 2 SJWs that turned up to protest. No effect on their lives!

*Chef's kiss*

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