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DrTorqueCarlisi

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You would think his agent would handle pitching his work or at least reach out in private. Pat thinks twitter is how you gaslight for a job. There has been so many times he responds to a tweet about a possible job and thinks thats better than sending a resume like a normal person.

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So 2018 Pat both refused to stop "shouting at people on Twitter" AND thinks that will get him more employment.

Oh my sweet debtor child, please don't ever change.

2023 Pat: I haven't, child.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Write a 90,000 word novel about Tiny Tim from A Christmas Carol avenging the murder of Ebenezer Scrooge in Victorian England.


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That's quite an intriguing and elaborate plot! Writing a full novel of 90,000 words would take a significant amount of time and effort. Unfortunately, I can't generate an entire novel here, but I can certainly help brainstorm some ideas or outline the main plot points if you'd like! How would you like to develop the story further?

You
Give me a synopsis of what that novel would be like

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In the wake of Ebenezer Scrooge's untimely murder in Victorian England, Tiny Tim, now grown and emboldened, takes it upon himself to unravel the mystery behind his mentor's death. With the lessons of kindness and generosity instilled by Scrooge, Tim navigates the dark alleys and upper echelons of London society to uncover the truth.
Haunted by the memories of Scrooge's transformation, Tim encounters old adversaries and unlikely allies in his quest for justice. Along the way, he discovers hidden motives, deceitful alliances, and the complexities of human nature.
As Tim delves deeper into the investigation, he realizes that avenging Scrooge's death isn't just about retribution but also about understanding the essence of compassion and forgiveness. The journey forces Tim to confront his own past and reconcile with his present, ultimately revealing a path to redemption for both himself and those around him.
Through twists, turns, and unexpected revelations, the novel explores themes of justice, compassion, and the enduring power of second chances, all within the rich tapestry of Victorian England's societal fabric.

You
Who are some of the adversaries?

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Among Tiny Tim's adversaries could be characters representing the darker aspects of Victorian society:
  1. Scheming Business Rivals: Wealthy and conniving industrialists or rival business owners threatened by Scrooge's change of heart. They could have motives tied to financial gain or a desire to maintain the status quo of ruthless capitalism.
  2. Corrupt Officials: Individuals in positions of power, such as corrupt law enforcement officers or politicians, who might have benefited from Scrooge's demise due to his influence or their own ulterior motives.
  3. Former Associates of Scrooge: Characters from Scrooge's past, such as former business partners or employees mistreated by him, seeking revenge for the wrongs they believe he committed against them.
  4. Secret Society or Underground Network: A clandestine group operating in the shadows of society, threatened by the changes Scrooge sought to make. They might have their own agenda and fear exposure or disruption of their operations.
  5. Personal Enemies: Individuals who held personal vendettas against Scrooge, driven by past conflicts or grievances, seeking to settle the score even after his death.
Each adversary could present unique challenges for Tim, testing his resolve, wit, and the lessons he learned from Scrooge as he navigates through the murky depths of Victorian society.

You
How do you see this story ending?

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In the climax, Tiny Tim finally unravels the intricate web of deceit surrounding Scrooge's murder. Confronting the true orchestrator behind the heinous act, Tim faces a moral dilemma — seeking vengeance or choosing to honor the transformative lessons he learned from Scrooge.
In a pivotal moment, Tim embodies the spirit of forgiveness and compassion, opting not for revenge but for justice through legal means. He ensures that the perpetrator faces the consequences of their actions within the confines of the law, upholding the principles of righteousness Scrooge had come to embrace.
Through Tim's actions, the truth about Scrooge's transformation and his legacy of generosity becomes widely known, inspiring others to follow in his footsteps. The novel ends with Tim, having come full circle in his own growth, carrying forward Scrooge's legacy of kindness and goodwill, thereby perpetuating the spirit of Christmas throughout Victorian England.
6. The Jews
 

Jesse Ventura

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So 2018 Pat both refused to stop "shouting at people on Twitter" AND thinks that will get him more employment.

Oh my sweet debtor child, please don't ever change.

2023 Pat: I haven't, child.


I forgot he used to LARP as a conservative as part of his “I’m such a mysterious dichotomy” delusion.

When’s the last time he tried to pull off the “I’m a conservative but I totally am one of the good ones” act? Seems like it’s been a while.
 
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Wow he actually hit a real target. We’ve been making fun of this mess so long I just felt like it’s been going on since before strictly stalking.

By chance is Tiny Tim going to be a fan of a Poison Cover band from Mars?
Here is the question he was answering.

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Not really. He is about a year behind that prediction. He was saying that best case it would be ready to purchase by 2023. It hasnt even begun the rewriting/shopped around part. This time next year is now his "best case" scenario that its available.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Meaning he wanted to have in the hands of his publisher by 2023, implying that it’s gone through a drafting phase, has been fully edited, is considered final and lastly picked up by a publisher.

He was pompously acting like it would have been an actual piece of work and that he’s well acquainted with the publisher process to make it sound like he’s more important than he was.

Not so.

Everybody knew it was going to be shit back then and everybody knows it’s shit right now.
 

quasi101

the $83,736.99 fugitive
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Now he’s not sure what to do with himself (uh, idk, Pig. You seem to lay about just fine to me).


No need to fear, one of his approved followers is here to make a creepy pedo comment on his post:

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only a jobless fat faggot with bitch tits wouldn't know what to do with a break for a few weeks, because he has nothing to take a break from. Most people who actually work would take the time to relax and go on vacation but thats all thus obese cretin does 365 days a year.
 
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Now he’s not sure what to do with himself (uh, idk, Pig. You seem to lay about just fine to me).


No need to fear, one of his approved followers is here to make a creepy pedo comment on his post:

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Get a real job, pay your debts, fix up your dilapidated shithole hovel, build a garage for your Rustang and Thailand scooter, get serious help for your internet addiction for starters.
 
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