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I can't think of the last time I saw that in a book. JRR Tolkien was a real asshole for not including it.
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He's Done
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I can't think of the last time I saw that in a book. JRR Tolkien was a real asshole for not including it.
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Oh no! I was reading and suddenly the words just ran out. What should I do? If only there was some final text in a giant font to make the world right again.
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Imagine what an absolute nightmare it would be trying to cut or criticize anything pat has written.
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The cherry on top is the song lyrics trying to act like he is always on the grind.
Pat they dont want to work with you.
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Never forget that for one of his books, his publisher suggested he needed to cut the entire first chapter. Bahaha.
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-Stays up all night "childing" trolls.
-Pretends to have a "garden" which grows stuff.
-Has bills to pay which end up in court proceedings and losses.
-If only suing your trolls were free of charge.
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Because I'm not 25 and don't close down bars anymore.
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I'd recommend the cutting the rest as well, but I'm sure it was just an unsubtle "fuck you" to Pat. He's too slow to understand that kind of insult and thought it was carefully considered opinion on his literary masterpiece.
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More of a novella, no?
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No stlaker. I don't just keep adding words to short stories until they are Novel length
My word.docx is 89,116 words. This clearly falls in the Novel range, Im sorry you're so stupid.
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When no company wants to buy this poorly written rehash of a subject that has already been done will Pat lower himself to self publish?
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Maybe he should ask Leslie if she'll publish him.
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Retweet this ( because pat hates that) to Leslie of Pat trying to get the attention of his old publishers. Hoping they would reach out to him on twitter. So she can laugh at him.
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whats the word count though?
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He should have ended it like a French film to class it up
Fin
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You would think his agent would handle pitching his work or at least reach out in private. Pat thinks twitter is how you gaslight for a job. There has been so many times he responds to a tweet about a possible job and thinks thats better than sending a resume like a normal person.
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I bet the first line is “Once upon a time…”
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just "finished"
