He's Done

[Stent]

He's like a little kid. But more tiresome. Holy fuck.

THE END

I can't think of the last time I saw that in a book. JRR Tolkien was a real asshole for not including it.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

THE END

I can't think of the last time I saw that in a book. JRR Tolkien was a real asshole for not including it.

Oh no! I was reading and suddenly the words just ran out. What should I do? If only there was some final text in a giant font to make the world right again.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Just in time for Christmas.

Hey, professional author. We know there will be changes. That's what editing is and why it's called a draft.

Imagine what an absolute nightmare it would be trying to cut or criticize anything pat has written.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

tagging his previous publishers begging for a second chance

how humiliating

The cherry on top is the song lyrics trying to act like he is always on the grind.

Pat they dont want to work with you.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Imagine what an absolute nightmare it would be trying to cut or criticize anything pat has written.

Never forget that for one of his books, his publisher suggested he needed to cut the entire first chapter. Bahaha.

 

[CompoundBasement]

The cherry on top is the song lyrics trying to act like he is always on the grind.

Pat they dont want to work with you.


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-Stays up all night "childing" trolls.
-Pretends to have a "garden" which grows stuff.
-Has bills to pay which end up in court proceedings and losses.
-If only suing your trolls were free of charge.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

-Stays up all night "childing" trolls.

Because I'm not 25 and don't close down bars anymore.

 

[Stent]

Never forget that for one of his books, his publisher suggested he needed to cut the entire first chapter. Bahaha.

I'd recommend the cutting the rest as well, but I'm sure it was just an unsubtle "fuck you" to Pat. He's too slow to understand that kind of insult and thought it was carefully considered opinion on his literary masterpiece.

 

[guest]

More of a novella, no?

 

[PorqueDealer]

More of a novella, no?

No stlaker. I don't just keep adding words to short stories until they are Novel length

My word.docx is 89,116 words. This clearly falls in the Novel range, Im sorry you're so stupid.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

When no company wants to buy this poorly written rehash of a subject that has already been done will Pat lower himself to self publish?

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Maybe he should ask Leslie if she'll publish him.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Maybe he should ask Leslie if she'll publish him.

Retweet this ( because pat hates that) to Leslie of Pat trying to get the attention of his old publishers. Hoping they would reach out to him on twitter. So she can laugh at him.

 

[Turk February]

whats the word count though?

 

[Kurt_Love]

Imagine how many times those two publishers have been tagged endlessly in arguments with his toilet and Bob Prongay. Besides the fact that he sold 18 total books, they would never involve themselves with him again.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He should have ended it like a French film to class it up
Fin

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine how many times those two publishers have been tagged endlessly in arguments with his toilet and Bob Prongay. Besides the fact that he sold 18 total books, they would never involve themselves with him again.

You would think his agent would handle pitching his work or at least reach out in private. Pat thinks twitter is how you gaslight for a job. There has been so many times he responds to a tweet about a possible job and thinks thats better than sending a resume like a normal person.

 

[1073waaf]

THE END

I can't think of the last time I saw that in a book. JRR Tolkien was a real asshole for not including it.

I bet the first line is “Once upon a time…”

 

[UnPRePared]

I bet the first line is “Once upon a time…”

 

[SFWA liaison]

just "finished"