He's a science fiction writer in his early 40s and has never seen The Thing? How is this possible?

[NigelCumia]

I'm still in disbelief that he believed calling a space monster child before setting it on fire would be a really cool thing for an 80s action hero to say. I'd love to read that screenplay he was working on.

 

[Meownaw]

I'm still in disbelief that he believed calling a space monster child before setting it on fire would be a really cool thing for an 80s action hero to say. I'd love to read that screenplay he was working on.

Imagine Aaron Sorkin but even gayer. I bet all his dialogue is just snappy comebacks.

 

[PogromStallone]

Can't have liked it that much if he felt the need to livetweet as it was going on.

 

[wbgreen]

I bet his protective mom wouldnt let pat watch anything past PG13 because he is a special boy and doesnt need those evil thoughts in his head. Turns out he still grew into a psycho retard without the help of scary movies.

He is more emotionally and socially stunted than a kid from a religious fundamentalist home.

 

[guest]

Imagine Aaron Sorkin but even gayer. I bet all his dialogue is just snappy comebacks.

See when Frankie says "I don't know whether to shit or go blind," he's at a crossroads, he doesn't know.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Can't have liked it that much if he felt the need to livetweet as it was going on.

Pat would have wifi installed under his skin if he could. I can’t imagine how he’d climb the walls if denied internet access for a day.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

There are two outcomes to this tweet.

1.) Pat claims to be a sci fi nerd, yet hasn't seen arguably the best sci fi horror movie ever made. I don't even like sci fi but The Thing is a fawkin masterpiece.

2.) He's a fat faggot lying for attention on twitter like some kind of teenage girl.


In all honestly, it wouldn't even surprise me if Pat hasn't seen The Thing. He's a midwestern rube who loves milquetoast mainstream tripe aimed at a younger audience.

 

[guest]

There are two outcomes to this tweet.

1.) Pat claims to be a sci fi nerd, yet hasn't seen arguably the best sci fi horror movie ever made. I don't even like sci fi but The Thing is a fawkin masterpiece.

2.) He's a fat faggot lying for attention on twitter like some kind of teenage girl.


In all honestly, it wouldn't even surprise me if Pat hasn't seen The Thing. He's a midwestern rube who loves milquetoast mainstream tripe aimed at a younger audience.

I believe him in this case. There's no chance that he wouldn't have waxed poetic about it if he'd already seen it. Pat is a consumer. He's not watching The Thing for fun, he's watching it purely to Tweet about it. It's a transaction, he watches a movie and receives Twitter dopamine hits for it.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Pat only watched The Thing because he thought it was about him. Isn’t that a nickname plenty of other parents give their children?