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Nailed it too.
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He's a science fiction writer in his early 40s and has never seen The Thing? How is this possible?
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Hard to go wrong betting on Patrick being a stupid faggot.
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It's so much worse, he's not even calling anyone directly child, he's fantasizing about being Kurt Russell and busting out a 'child' before setting the alien on fire.
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I hate that bitch more than Pat. What a retard.
Bet admitting this must have secretly riled Pat up.
Fuck this ugly cunt for making me agree with Pat.
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There'e a fantastic short story called 'The Things' by Peter Watts that retells the movie from the pov of the alien. It won 2 awards and norminated for a 2011 Hugo award.
Fatrick is a fat plonker, a dipshit and a horrible cunt.
Fatrick is a fat plonker, a dipshit and a horrible cunt.
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I'm a fan of her early stuff.
Bet admitting this must have secretly riled Pat up.
Fuck this ugly cunt for making me agree with Pat.
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She tweeted one of the dumbest things a person has ever thought. It's up there with Pat's Ghostbusters II hot take.
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Watching two retards talk about a great movie is infuriating. In the same sentence she calls the effects bad, but then talks about how creepy they are. Make up your mind. And Pat just can't help but be himself. He has to repeat his wannabe gotcha question until she answers or submits, instead of just saying "They're amazing practical creature effects. Shut up, stupid." I hate when he likes good things because he makes them suck too.
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even his sci-fi fan shtick is a LARP
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King Lardas
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It's possible he didn't have cable because he lived in the sticks- rural communities didn't really get cable until the late 80's-90's. The only option for those people to get beyond UHF/VHF channels would have been via satellite. And I'm not talking the nice DirecTV or dish setup on the roof- I'm talking the huge satellite that was atleast 10 ft plus in diameter and they were very expensive.
TV was completely different in the sticks back then- a lot of shitty reception on local channels and they would go off the air usually after David Letterman at around 1:30 to 2am (if the affiliate carried it) and go back on the air at 5am-6am.
Yeah, he's a fucking boob for not watching The Thing earlier in his life, however not watching it while he lived under his parent's roof is understandable.
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He really is uncultured swine
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Heeeere coooomes...line of the day
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It’s actually incredible how he finds new ways to be hateable pretty much every single day.
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"No half measures. No gradual escalation".
It killed the dogs, you fucking autistic retard. If some weird creature killed all my dogs I'd kill it too. Fucking stupid fat idiot.
It killed the dogs, you fucking autistic retard. If some weird creature killed all my dogs I'd kill it too. Fucking stupid fat idiot.
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This just reminded me that PCJ not only took his wife and daughter, but his dog too. Based guy.
RIP.
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The Thing (1982)? Is that a movie about Niki?
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No, you're thinking of "How Green Was My Valley"
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Pat probably didn't like it because there were no pop culture references, and the tension wasn't repeatedly made redundant by the characters making smarmy quips.
Had Patrick been in this movie, it would have been 2 hours of him hiding and calling the police.
"You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease imitating biological life. Continuing to do so constitutes interstellar felony. Do not infiltrate this laboratory again".
Had Patrick been in this movie, it would have been 2 hours of him hiding and calling the police.
"You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease imitating biological life. Continuing to do so constitutes interstellar felony. Do not infiltrate this laboratory again".