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I'd pay with my first born to hear Kurt Russell recite the phrase "set it all on fire, child" in a Thing remake.
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He's a science fiction writer in his early 40s and has never seen The Thing? How is this possible?
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I'd pay with my first born to hear Kurt Russell recite the phrase "set it all on fire, child" in a Thing remake.
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It's one of his twitter bits, "I'm doing blah blah for the first time."
He's fucking pathetic
He's fucking pathetic
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I'm guessing all his books end like A New Hope with medals being pinned to the lesbian lobsters and the baby children laying in defeat.
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He annoys me so fucking much.
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Kids do this shit because they were born 20 years after the movies release. He's in his forties and his "job" is writing science fiction.
It's like Justin Herbert saying "Peyton Manning? I haven't heard of that child, baby child."
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"Set it all on fire, Child."
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Whose the child in this scenario, David Keith? Child, like boy?
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He's such a fucking fraud, and would've been called out years ago by his "peers", but most people in the syfi community now are frauds themselves.
Globohomo really gutted that scene of any real talent.
Globohomo really gutted that scene of any real talent.
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What a fucking faggot. Any actual sci fi or horror fan saw this movie 600x in the last decade and has dissected it online endlessly, seen it in theatrical screenings etc.
Fuck I hate him
Fuck I hate him
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Set it all on fire, child?
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He's lost it. He's childing fictional characters now.
"No, Hobbit-child. The Ring goes into the fire. It is not now, nor has it ever been, yours."
"No, Hobbit-child. The Ring goes into the fire. It is not now, nor has it ever been, yours."
At this point I have to think this pile of blubber hadn’t watched any movies until he was 30.
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Eagerly awaiting the day Pat watches the terrible prequel and declares it vastly superior to the original.
I'd say it's embarrassing he hadn't seen one of the great sci-fi/horror movies before but this is Pat and I'm just amazed he got there in the end.
I'd say it's embarrassing he hadn't seen one of the great sci-fi/horror movies before but this is Pat and I'm just amazed he got there in the end.
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I don't think he was allowed to see anything rated harder than PG as a kid, and he probably didn't have any friends he could visit to watch forbidden movies with their cool parents. I'm pretty sure I first saw The Thing on TBS or USA when I was a young teenager(?), and I'm about Pig's age. Maybe he didn't have cable or any decent local TV as a piglet, or maybe Mama Raven's "Da debil made scary movies!" stuck in his head.
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Bet admitting this must have secretly riled Pat up.
Fuck this ugly cunt for making me agree with Pat.
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More like Ruenda fawkin bit
Bet admitting this must have secretly riled Pat up.
Fuck this ugly cunt for making me agree with Pat.
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I predicted the exact same thing not long ago. It's only a matter of time. Yes, child. Ramona Flowers is a much better action hero than Kurt Russell.
Edit: as a matter of fact it was you I was discussing it with. Time is a fat circle.
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At least we're consistent.I predicted the exact same thing not long ago. It's only a matter of time. Yes, child. Ramona Flowers is a much better action hero than Kurt Russell.
Edit: as a matter of fact it was you I was discussing it with. Time is a fat circle.
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True. Our takes went from "He hasn't seen this and I bet he's a faggot about it" to "He's seen this and I bet he's a faggot about it."