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Heidi hildeman open for business again

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
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I'm sure black chicks will still fuck you
now you know good damn well that black chicks have the libidos of gay men because they will fuck anything


they are a "cheat code"

EDIT: and you missed the point, child.
at a certain age, you don't even want to bother getting laid anymore so it's not even about you can't get laid but rather you just want to just watch tv and not be annoyed
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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I thought this was one of us but he's real
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How do you spell "too" wrong?
 

Professor Rape

You're not stupid.
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Disgusting. All hookers should be branded with a mark which lets all clients know nigger dicks have been there. It might help stop most people from sticking there own dicks in there.
I never thought about that. Disgusting. My proudest moment was when I got really drunk at a chick's party and told her I wasn't interested in her because I looked through her instagram and saw her ex-boyfriend was a nigger. I think she handled it well, no offended overreaction (I actually used the word nigger), but she did make me leave pretty soon after. I hope that stuck with her.
 

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
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At least she's trying abstinence and celibacy, even if it probably means she blows guys but doesn't sell her cunt. A step in the right direction. Heidi redemption arc would be great lore progression.

Reminder her sick brother follows a midget pornographer who does "little girl" roleplay.
I don't think there is a redemption for this lunatic.
She didnt even try abstinence, she just went straight to "celibacy" like she's Isaac Newton. How big a whore does someone have to be to think < 6 months of not selling your pussy is even remotely like celibacy?
 
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