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Have you got a better hairline and set of hair than Pat?

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

My name's Henry. And you're here with me now
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The Wolfman in high school, always got comments from the broads, thinned into a full head of normal hair past forties still holding in. all males to great grandfathers on both sides lost it all early consider myself a survivor
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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I inherited my mom's hair, it's voluminous as hell. If I don't get haircuts, it grows into a natural Beatles retard shag

That’s what mine was like till like 32 when it just lost it’s fullness, it’s super depressing.

It happens so suddenly too, it’s weird. It’s literally like you wash it one night and wake up and it’s thinner.
 

ChimpanZ

Fruit Loops, Cheerios, Pops, Trix, Cocoa Pebbles
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I had a perfect mullet in high school. Natural curling brunette locks. Both of my parents have pretty good hair, my grandfather is 85 and still has a full head of hair, hopefully the shit stays
 
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I need a trim. I've only had one grey hair and it was after the old man died.
 

Dougie's Hapa Daughter

Look Daddy! I'm on TV!
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I have a better hairline than Pat. My hair must be decent because head is fucking huge despite not being a big guy (size 8 hat, top 99.99th percentile in head circumference), and no-one has ever noticed or commented on my head size before, so it does a valiant job.
 
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