Have you got a better hairline and set of hair than Pat?

[1073waaf]

 

[guest]

I’ve been bald since 22. Maybe it’s why I’m so resentful and bitter.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

My hairline is in tact but my hair looks like shit, it just kinda grows outward like a fuckin brillo pad. So I get my buzzer out and give it the ol number one every two weeks or so. Get my container of coffee and I'm ready to go.

 

[Dog Eater]

Not a single grey hair and my hairline hasn’t budged. My tits are smaller than his too.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I've been blessed with the hair (touch wood) so, even though it isn't as thick as it was when I was a kid, I had so much of it that I still have a full, lustrous head of hair compared to Fatso.

The thing to remember is that even if you brothermen don't then at least it's highly unlikely you look as fat, ugly and stupid as Pat. I'd rather be Jason Statham than Glenn Shadix every single day.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I've been blessed with the hair (touch wood) so, even though it isn't as thick as it was when I was a kid, I had so much of it that I still have a full, lustrous head of hair compared to Fatso.

The thing to remember is that even if you brothermen don't then at least it's highly unlikely you look as fat, ugly and stupid as Pat. I'd rather be Jason Statham than Glenn Shadix every single day.

If anything shaving your head gives you more of an incentive not to get fat so that you don't develop pack of hotdogs back of neck syndrome.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

No. I was around 25 when I first started to notice things weren't looking good. So I did the manly thing and went into denial and shaved it. Not because I was going bald. Because I wanted to. When I get older I'm going to rock the Jesse Ventura hair ring pony tail. But until then I'm going to keep pretending it didn't happen.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

No. I was around 25 when I first started to notice things weren't looking good. So I did the manly thing and went into denial and shaved it. Not because I was going bald. Because I wanted to. When I get older I'm going to rock the Jesse Ventura hair ring pony tail. But until then I'm going to keep pretending it didn't happen.

If I may make a suggestion.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Pretty good for mid 30s but I can never tell with my hairline. I've been thinking its receding for 15 years but its still there so I'm clearly delusional.

 

[bantadant]

Isn't @Patreeky the resident hair MVP here?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

When I was a teenager my best friend and I used to freak out about the idea of losing our hair even though there was no reason to at the time. He used to constantly say shit like "I'll just kill myself if I go bald." Then I went to college and literally the first time I went back home he was half bald at 18. His hair fled his head while I was gone. All I could say was "good thing you didn't kill yourself."

 

[captain_kamala]

Isn't @Patreeky the resident hair MVP here?

You misspelled my name.

 

[NoBacon]

When I was a teenager my best friend and I used to freak out about the idea of losing our hair even though there was no reason to at the time. He used to constantly say shit like "I'll just kill myself if I go bald." Then I went to college and literally the first time I went back home he was half bald at 18. His hair fled his head while I was gone. All I could say was "good thing you didn't kill yourself."

I had a friend who had really cool hair at school, I was jealous of it. Then I saw him again at 18 and he was totally bald with a sad whispy comb over.

It’s insane how brutal it is for some dudes.

 

[Niki's Bull]

I started going bald at nineteen. For years I shaved my head like Vic Mackey, but lately I just grow it out and combine it with a beard to get a nice (in my mind) Sean Connery thing going on...

 

[guest]

Isn't @Patreeky the resident hair MVP here?

Fucking right I am! @captain_kamala Would kill for my luscious blonde locks.

 

[Dog Eater]

Fucking right I am! @captain_kamala Would kill for my luscious blonde locks.

Post them if it’s true.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I had a friend who had really cool hair at school, I was jealous of it. Then I saw him again at 18 and he was totally bald with a sad whispy comb over.

It’s insane how brutal it is for some dudes.

That's the weird thing actually. His hair was really thick and was a really nice color; like the sort of color you'd usually have to fake. And then in a few months it was just gone. To his credit the last time I saw him he's pulled off the baldness and still looks miles better and younger than a FFWBT.

 

[guest]

Almost to the week that I turned 40, I've noticed that it's thinning a bit at the front. I wouldn't care if I was the type who'd look good bald, but I'm not. Plugs are out. I'm vain, but not that vain. It's still fine, but it's going to be a Jack Nicholson do in 5-10 years.

 

[guest]

Post them if it’s true.

You wish.

 

[Dog Eater]

You wish.

Then I am forced to believe @captain_kamala ’s is far better.