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Have you got a better hairline and set of hair than Pat?

CuntFucker .

Pudgster
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Aside from the stress-induced gray, Pat's hair seems okay to me, unless he styles it into that pineapple look, tbchwy.
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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Don't give in to 'em, Treeks. Make them earn it.
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EraGodless

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100% of my hair and my original hairline. I’m 30. My dads 63 or something and he still has a full head and regular hairline too so I think I’m good to go for the long run.

My brother has a different father and he was already noticeably balding pretty bad by 30
It's generally based on your maternal genes (obviously father's genes play some role).
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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I’ve got Jack Nicholson hair and now in my mid 40s I’m about where he was at in Cuckoo’s Nest. You tell me if that’s better than Rick or not.
 

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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Almost to the week that I turned 40, I've noticed that it's thinning a bit at the front. I wouldn't care if I was the type who'd look good bald, but I'm not. Plugs are out. I'm vain, but not that vain. It's still fine, but it's going to be a Jack Nicholson do in 5-10 years.
better.
You always look like Jon to me, in my thoughts, when I read your posts.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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That's the weird thing actually. His hair was really thick and was a really nice color; like the sort of color you'd usually have to fake. And then in a few months it was just gone. To his credit the last time I saw him he's pulled off the baldness and still looks miles better and younger than a FFWBT.

Same with this guy, it was like highlighter pen blonde naturally, it wasn’t thick but it was long and dense, it was really cool and then bam puberty starts to end and he just shed it all and became horseshoe old man bald.

Mines okay now, it’s getting worse but it’s good enough, I’d be pretty upset to lose it but I’d just accept it. Plugs and medication is too much for just vanity.
 

Petworth dude

An honourable sperg.
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They work?
Propecia works, but you have to start taking it as soon as your hair starts to recede. I started taking it as soon as I got my first job out of college. It's very effective for retaining hair, but it's only moderately effective at regrowing hair.

I've only been taking Rogaine in pill form for about a year (I didn't Rogaine pills were a thing that existed until a doctor mentioned it to me). It seems to have helped me with hair density. The hair around my temples that was thinning is more dense, and my hair seems to grow faster, too.

I did buzz my hair once in college, but my face is too ugly to pull off that look. And I have a conehead.
 

Sputnik

Females arent funny
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I’m bald so any criticism of hair makes me seem like a hater.

But by any and all objective measures I am more attractive and successful than Patrick S Tomlinson.
 
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It's generally based on your maternal genes (obviously father's genes play some role).
My moms got pretty good hair genetics she doesn’t have 1 gray hair and she’s like 70. I think between the two of em my hairs in pretty good shape genetic wise. I think my brother got polluted by his fathers genes
 

NoBacon

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Propecia works, but you have to start taking it as soon as your hair starts to recede. I started taking it as soon as I got my first job out of college. It's very effective for retaining hair, but it's only moderately effective at regrowing hair.

I've only been taking Rogaine in pill form for about a year (I didn't Rogaine pills were a thing that existed until a doctor mentioned it to me). It seems to have helped me with hair density. The hair around my temples that was thinning is more dense, and my hair seems to grow faster, too.

I did buzz my hair once in college, but my face is too ugly to pull off that look. And I have a conehead.

Doesn’t it make you limp dick tho?
 
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